WELCOME to Monday, October 17, 2011.   HAVING A BAD DAY…….. You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When… Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, October 14, 2011. University courses for men………… Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 13, 2011. University courses for men and women Whatsamatta University’s Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 12, 2011. Ponderings………. Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk ? The light went out, but where to ?… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 11, 2011. Murphy’s Travel Laws….. Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, October 7, 2011. Describe professions…… What does your profession say about you? 1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 5, 2011.  IDIOTS UNLEASED…… IDIOTS & RETAIL I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 4, 2011.  Bizarre October Holidays…..  October 1 is World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day October 2 is Name Your Car Day October… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 4, 2011.  Actual Music Test Answers…… Maybe this is why they don’t teach music in high school any more. Following are actual answers… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, October 3, 2011.   An old occupation What happens when people of different occupations get old. – Old accountants never die, they just lose their… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”