WELCOME to Tuesday, November 1, 2011. Musician Jokes……
Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around and say, “I can do that!”
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
A: Bach in the saddle again.
Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it’s electrified.
Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Q: Why don’t they know where Mozart is buried?
A: Because he’s Haydn!
Q: What’s musical and handy in a supermarket?
A: A Chopin Liszt.
Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?
A: A pair of Re-bachs.
Q: What do you call a male quartet?
A: Three men and a tenor.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a Cardinal/Rams Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
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q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Road kill is now legal to eat in Illinois. It’s part of their new ‘Meals Under Wheels’ program.” -Jay Leno
“I’m getting ready for Halloween. Today up at the house, we tested the electric fence. It’s working.” -David Letterman
“I miss the days when Halloween was a simple holiday about making ritual sacrifices to evil spirits to ensure a plentiful harvest.” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.
As they passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden, one of the boys asked, “Father, what’s that?”
Adam replied, “Boys, that’s where your mother ate us out of house and home.”
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “No, no, it was an accident. I didn’t mean to kill anybody.”Answer: The Wizard of Oz
1939 children’s classic. This line is spoken by Dorothy (Judy Garland) after the Wicked Witch of the West asks her if she killed the Wicked Witch of the East (her sister).
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.” _____________________________________________________________________________
Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “No I’m not a failure, I’ve got something to prove” Answer: Not Listening.
This song is from Papa Roach’s 2004 CD “Getting Away With Murder”. This band consists of Jacoby Shaddix as lead vocals and lyrics, Jerry Horton as guitarist, Tobin Esperance as bassist and guitarist, and Dave Buckner as drums and percussion. Tobin, Jerry, and Dave also all three provide backup vocals. Did you know that at one time, Jacoby Shaddix went by the name Coby Dick?
Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “I paid you to rest this as fast as you turned on me”?
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If you like pretty gems that sparkle and shine,
I invite you to dig in my virtual mine.
My first is purple, fit for a king,
My second is green where Dorothy did her thing.
My third is red, July’s birthstone as well,
My fourth is seen in strings and is found inside a shell.
My fifth is hard, pure Carbon and expensive to buy,
My sixth is Crocidolite, striped like the big cat’s eye.
Seventh is two words, a man-made fake of April’s stone,
Eighth is very dark and found at Lightning Ridge alone.
Now take from each gem, one letter in its turn,
And you will find the stuff for which even the gods yearn.
ANSWER:The gems are Amethyst, Emerald (Emerald city – Wizard of OZ)
Ruby, Pearl (From inside oyster shell), Diamond, Tiger’s eye, Cubic Zirconium (Fake diamond)
Black Opal, Taking the first letter of Amethyst, second of Emerald etcetera gives
Ambrosia – The food of the gods.
Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:
AXRET Take letters 1 & 4
MBGHUU Take letters 1 & 3
ENCLAC Take letters 1 & 2
NIILST Take letter 5
Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?
The World According to the Eucman! 