WELCOME to Wednesday, November 2, 2011.  An Old Occupation…

– Old printers never die, they’re just not the type.

– Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

– Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.

– Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

– Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.

– Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.

– Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.

– Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.

– Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.

– Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.

– Old Soldiers never die. Young ones do.

– Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.

– Old students never die, they just get degraded.

– Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.

– Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.

– Walt Disney didn’t die. He’s in suspended animation.

– Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.

– Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

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q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything – or nothing.” – Nancy Astor

“We don’t know a millionth of one percent about anything.”
– Thomas A. Edison

“I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.” – Wilson Mizner

“A team of British lawyers has now concluded that the Declaration of Independence was illegal, and the American colonies had no right to secede from England. Well, you thought our court system was backed up.” -Jay Leno

“A new study shows that monkeys can look at photos and recognize other monkeys they know. However, the study also shows that monkeys are terrible with names.” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study found that bacon and freshly baked bread are Americans’ favorite smells. Yeah, this morning instead of putting on cologne, I just rubbed my neck with a B.L.T.” -Jimmy Fallon

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

“This hotel stinks!” a guest complained when he showed up at the front desk to check out.  “What’s wrong?” I asked. “I got no sleep. Every 15 minutes this loud banging sound woke me up!”  I apologized for the noise and checked him out. A few minutes later, a couple showed up. Again, I made the mistake of asking how their stay was.  “Terrible!” they said. “The guy in the next room was snoring so loudly that we had to bang on the wall every 15 minutes to wake him up!”

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.”Answer: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This movie came out in 1975 and is funny, quotable lines from beginning to end. It seems people either think this is one of the funniest movies ever made or the stupidest there is really no in between for this type of humor. This particular line is the Swamp King speaking to the wedding party and guests after they shout that Launcelot has killed the bride’s father. Sir Launcelot had just stormed the castle and hacked his way through the crowd under the mistaken belief that he was rescuing a princess, when it was really a prince who had sent out a message about being forced to marry against his will.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? Kay: “Do you know how naive you sound Michael? Presidents and Senators don’t have men killed!” Michael: “Oh. Who’s being naive Kay?”

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “I paid you to rest this as fast as you turned on me”?Answer: Straight Out Of Line. This song is from the band’s 2003 album “Faceless”. This band is made up of Sully Erna on vocals, Tony Rombola as lead guitar, Robbie Merrill as bass, and Shannon Larkin as drums. Did you know that Godsmack’s lead vocalist, Sully Erna, has a biography out by the name of “The Paths We Choose: A Memoir”?

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Boy you better put that pen to paper, charm your way out”

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Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed to form another word that is the answer to this teaser: AXRET Take letters 1 & 4, MBGHUU Take letters 1 & 3
ENCLAC Take letters 1 & 2, NIILST Take letter 5
Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?