WELCOME to Friday, November 18, 2011…

You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .

1. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
2. You ski uphill.
3. You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
4. You speed walk in your sleep.
5. You have a bumper sticker that says: “Coffee drinkers are good in the sack.”
6. You answer the door before people knock.
7. You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
8. You just completed another sweater and you don’t know how to knit.
9. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
10. You sleep with your eyes open.
11. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
12. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
13. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
14. You lick your coffeepot clean.
15. You spend every vacation visiting “Maxwell House.”
16. You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
17. You’ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
18. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
19. You chew on other people’s fingernails.
20. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
21. Your T-shirt says, “Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s coffee.”
22. Your so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
23. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
24. You can jump-start your car without cables.
25. Cocaine is a downer.
26. All your kids are named “Joe.”
27. You don’t need a hammer to pound in nails.
28. Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low.”
29. You don’t sweat, you percolate.
30. You buy milk by the barrel.
31. You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
32. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
33. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.
34. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
35. Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
36. You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
37. People get dizzy just watching you.
38. When you find a penny, you say, “Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I’ll have a cup.”
39. You’ve worn the finish off your coffee table.
40. The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you.
41. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Friday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

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QUOTES OF THE DAY….

“A man in Florida was busted for stealing a cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber from a record store. He’s facing a pretty severe punishment: His friends finding out.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Archeologists in Egypt now say it’s not true that the pyramids were built by slaves. They say the pyramids were built by paid workers. But you know how they financed it? A pyramid scheme.” -Jay Leno

“Starbucks announced plans to open a line of juice bars. They would have done this years ago but it took them a while to figure out how to burn orange juice.” -Conan O’Brien

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G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

When I go to a local discount store to get oil and filters for my car, I buy my wife a bouquet of flowers they always have on display near the checkout counter.  During one trip, some women in line behind me were oohing and aahing about a husband getting flowers for his wife. “How often do you do that?” one asked. Before I could answer, the cashier, more than familiar with my routine, said, “Every three months or 3,000 miles, whichever comes first.”

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? A woman says to a man, “My uncle thinks you have a screw loose.” His reply, “Your uncle molests Collies.” Answer: Caddyshack. Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) has invited Lacy Underall (Cindy Morgan) to his house for an evening. As she is looking around his place she notices some very eccentric decorations, etc. This causes her to disclose her uncle’s opinion of Ty. He replies to her without batting an eye and the evening moves right into a physical direction.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “Is it this, if this is all you see well then you don’t see me.”  ______________________________________________________________________________________________

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “I’ve always been the kind of girl That hid my face. So afraid to tell the world What I’ve got to say.”   Answer:  Face. These lyrics are from the song “This Is Me” by Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas. It premiered on the Disney Channel original movie, “Camp Rock”. This song topped #9 on the iTunes’ “Top Songs” list in June 2008.

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Your lips tremble but your eyes are in a straight stare, you’re on the bed but your clothes are laying right there.”

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