WELCOME to Wednesday, June 21, 2017.
Lyrics Misinterpreted by Kids…..
* God bless America thru the night with a light from a bulb!
* Oh Susanna, Oh don’t you cry for me, For I come from Alabama with a band-aid on my knee!
* Give us this day our deli bread! Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East Coast.
* We shall come to Joyce’s, bringing in the cheese.
* Gladly, the consecrated, cross-eyed bear.
* He carrots for you.
* Yield Not to Penn Station.
* Dust Around the Throne.
* Praise God From whom all blessings flow, Praise Him all creatures, HERE WE GO
* Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.
* While shepherds washed their socks by night.
* He socked me and boxed me with His redeeming glove.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. – Margaret Thatcher
In China, when you’re one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you. – Bill Gates
It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple. – Rabindranath Tagore
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. – Mark Twain
Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. – Leslie Nielsen
Matrimony isn’t a word, it’s a sentence. – Eddie Cantor
Gray hair is God’s graffiti. – Bill Cosby
We must take change by the hand or rest assuredly, change will take us by the throat. – Winston Churchill
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. – Lily Tomlin
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
God was talking to one of the angels, and said, “I’ve just created this spinning earth, which creates, in a
24 hour period, alternating light and darkness!” The angel said, “What are you going to do now?”
God said, “I think I’m going to call it a day.” 😎
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘Peace, love, dope. Now get the hell out of here.’
ANSWER: Field of Dreams! Terance Mann says this when Ray is trying to kidnap him and take him to a baseball game.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
‘I suppose you’ll use this drama to have another affair. I feel sorry for the next delivery man who comes to this house.’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
I wear the face of a leader of men. My financial worth is small and my
appearance not impressive, yet my presence is a passport to any country
and society. I have the entree alike to the boudoir and the armed; I
penetrate to royal palaces and to the far corners of the earth. In my
youth I am bright and fresh looking; later, my face is marred and
disfigured and I am cast aside as nothing; but when I am very old I am eagerly sought,
and a safe refuge is provided for me, where I am exhibited to admiring visitors. What am I?
ANSWER: A Postage Stamp
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
What phrase is hidden here?
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