WELCOME to Thursday, July 6, 2017.
Definitions (Men vs. Women)..
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female – Any part under a car’s hood.
Male – The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female – Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male – Playing football without a cup.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female – The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male – Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female – A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male – Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female – A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male – Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female – An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male – A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female – The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male – Call it whatever you want, just as long as it happens.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female – A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male – A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Airbnb is planning to launch a luxury service for mansions. They say it’s perfect for
people who want to have everything stolen from their mansion.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Spirit Airlines recently gave a family 21 years of free travel after a mother went into
labor and gave birth mid-flight. Though they probably should have given those free
flights to the guy sitting next to her.” -Seth Meyers
How did people first figure out that it was cicadas that make that noise? I could see
that taking a long time. I bet there was like a thousand years where people were like,
‘Yeah, the trees are screaming. They do that in the summer.’
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
My job is in the aerospace industry, and it’s always been a challenge to explain what kind of work I do.
At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations before deciding to
be as generic as possible. When the subject came up while I was talking with a group of guys,
I replied simply, “Defense contractor.”
The men nodded, and as the conversation went on, I silently declared victory to myself.
Then, one of them turned to me and asked, “So, what do you put up mainly? Chain-link?”😐😔😎
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“Never be anyone’s slogan, because you are poetry.”
ANSWER: 28 Days! Starring Sandra Bullock (Gwen), Azura Skye (Andrea), and
Viggo Mortenson (Eddie). Gwen says this to Andrea before she dies.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
“Meet me in Saint Louie, Louie, meet me at the fair…”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Complete the word square by inserting the 9 letters into the grid, to create the same words reading down & across.
D E E L L L O O O
E A C H
A _ _ _
C _ _ _
H _ _ _
ANSWER: E A C H A L O E C O O L H E L D Each, Aloe, Cool, Held
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
What is represented with this rebus?
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