Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Wednesday, August 2, 2017.                                
As you age, your eye color gets lighter.
There are 206 bones in the adult human body, but 300 in children
(some of the bones fuse together as a child grows).
The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times a year.
The longest living cells in the body are brain cells which can live an entire lifetime.
There are more living organisms on the skin of a single human being
than there are human beings on the surface of the earth.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was
host of “Lorne Greene’s Animal Kingdom”.
Life expectancy for Russian men has actually gone down over the past 40 years.
A Russian male born today can expect to live an average 58 years.
In 1985, the most popular waist size for men’s pants was 32. In 2003, it’s 36.
Seven percent of Americans claim they never bathe at all.
In 2004, one in six girls in the United States enter puberty at age 8. A hundred years ago, only one in a hundred entered puberty that early.
Newest trend in the Netherlands: Tiny jewels implanted directly into the eye.
A British gymnast survived a fall from a fourth story window because he went into a somersault and came down on two feet.
Jeffrey and Sheryl McGowen in Houston turned to vitro fertilization. Two eggs were
implanted in Sheryl’s womb, and both of them split. Sheryl gave birth to two sets of identical twins at once.
In 1991, the average bra size in the United States was 34B. Today it’s 36C.
The average North Korean 7-year-old is almost three inches shorter than the average South Korean 7-year-old.
Every year, 2700 surgical patients go home from the hospital with metal tools, sponges,
and other objects left inside them. In 2000, 57 people died as a result of these mistakes.
We forget 80 percent of what we learn everyday.
Pain is measured in units of “dols”. The instrument used to measure pain is a “dolorimeter”.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives. – Sue Murphy
The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it,
have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. – Jeff Foxworthy
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget. – Michael McShane
What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer
and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad. – Dave Barry
At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: “My dad owns a liquor store.” – Mark Klein
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country?
Men not paying enough attention to women’s breasts? – Jay Leno
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. – Brian Kiley
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license and has to take an eye test.
They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.
“Can you read this?” the optician asks.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “I know that guy!”😎


Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  
“So, what did you do in school today?” “Well, I broke in my purple clogs.”
ANSWER: Clueless! Starring Alicia Silverstone (Cher), Paul Rudd (Josh), and
Brittany Murphy (Tai). When her father asks about her day, this is Cher’s response.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
“Exercise makes endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t kill their husbands. They just don’t.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….   
I am the world’s greatest traveler. I have been transported by camel, dog sled, pony express, bicycle ,train, steamship, automobile/car, airplane, airship, and rocket. I have portraits of presidents, kings, queens, princes, princesses, shahs, sultans, tribal chiefs, adventurers, explorers, patriots, martyrs, inventors, pioneers, artists, musicians, architects, poets, aviators, dramatists, novelists, painters, athletes, cardinals, saints, and sinners.
I have pictures of foreign beaches, rivers, lakes, sounds, waterfalls, geysers, mountains, monuments, castles, temples and ruins of temples, missions, bridges, harbors, docks, locks, locomotives/trains, balloons, rockets, zeppelins, windjammers, native canoes, modern seaplanes, and the world.  What am I?
ANSWER: I am only a postage stamp.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….    
Welcome to Crazy Cooking Catastrophes.
Today our host has decided to mix up an Antipasto Creature Feature…
Please follow these instructions carefully to unscramble [pun totally intended] the answer.
Cooking Tips:
Words like add, combine, stir in, sprinkle, garnish etc mean to add those letters to the mix.
Words like remove, drain, none left over, give, etc. mean to remove those letters from the mix.
In a bowl, combine one cup of MARMALADE with one tablespoon of OIL.
Kick MAE out of the kitchen [she’s dangerous with a whisk] then whip until frothy.
What creature will be in the bowl?
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