Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday, November 21, 2017.                    
Funny Business Partnership Names…..  

Curl Up and Dye • Beauty Shop
Miss Behavior’s Family Dog Training
Adie Miles & Auer • Car Tuneups
Bank, Rupp & Baroque • Loans While You Wait
Bright, Light & Powers • Electrical Specialists
Flowers, Bush & Hedges • Landscaping
Cherry, Pitts & Appelman • Purveyors in Fruit
Cook, Books & Hyde • Accountants
Dewey, Cheatam & Howe • Tax Law
Dolittle and Dalley • Efficiency Consultants
The Finn & Haddie Fish Market
Flowers & Boze • Floral Designs
House & Holmes • Real Estate
Moon, Starr & Sons • Telescopes and Optics
Mudd, Waters & Soeurs • Drainage Systems
The Reid & Wright Learning Centre
The Rich & Sweet Candy Company
Spring & Sommers • Vacation Rentals
Wright, Judge & Jury • Attorneys at Law
Ketchum & Killum • Undertakers
Doctors Hakim & Stitch • Surgeons
P. J. Faucet Plumbing Ltd. • Edmonton, Canada
Finagle & Diddle Engineering Works
Howe, Dewey, Cheatem & Wynn • Attorneys at Law
Susan Liddy-Gates • Attorney at Law
Leaven and Earth Bakery
Hyde & Haire Tannery
Lewis N. Clark, Outdoor Adventures
Argue & Phibbs, Solicitors, Sligo, Ireland
Levin N. Sinn, Pastor
Stan Tall & Bea Best, Physical Therapy
Mary Annette’s Puppet Shop
White, Sands & Son, Cruise Agents
Mount & Ridenour, Horse Rentals
Claude McCann, Wild Animal Trainer
Rex Carr’s Driving School
Pulley Chiropractic, Des Moines, Iowa
Earthman Funeral Home, Houston, TX
Dr. Ickies, Internal Medicine, Riverhead, LI, NY
S. Rumbottle, Liquor Store
Shylock Graspall, Licensed Pawnbroker
Peter Pillage, Attorney at Law & Notary Public
Gavin Lamb and Martin Hogg, Meat Packers
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and 
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

“Two photographs that went missing from the Museum of a Modern Art in
New York were mailed back to the museum just a few days later by the
alleged thief. Which is, you know, great for the museum. Got to be a bit of
a blow to the ego of the artist. ‘Your photographs were so popular they
were stolen! No, wait, they sent them back.'” -James Corden
“China is now expected to surpass Japan as the 2nd richest country in the world.
They could become the richest, but that’s only if we pay them the money
we owe them, and that’s not going to happen.” -Seth Meyers
“A skydiver in California just became the first person to jump out of a plane
from 25,000 feet without a parachute and land in a net. Or as Southwest
Airlines calls that, ‘Business Class.'” -Jimmy Fallon


G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 
Jim and Joe stop in front of a pastry shop and Jim says, “Let me show you how to get
yourself a free snack.”
Stepping through the door Jim reaches behind the counter a slips a big, frosted cookie
into his coat pocket before the baker has a chance to look up and see what’s going on.
Winking at Joe, Jim whispers, “What do you think about that?”
At that point the baker walks over and asks if he can help them. Joe winks back at Jim,
then says to the baker, “I bet you a free cookie I can show you a magic trick
you’ve never seen before.”
The baker says, “If it’s a good enough trick I guess it’s worth a free cookie.”
Joe says, “Watch this!” and takes a big, frosted cookie off the counter and munches away
until it’s gone. Then he says, “Ta-da!”
The baker leans over the counter and says in a menacing voice, “There better be one good magic trick coming up or you’re going to be talking to the police.”
Joe gives Jim grin and then says to the baker, “Just take a look in my friend’s pocket.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  
“I had to come to prison to be a crook.”
ANSWER: The Shawshank Redemption! Andy says this about doing the crooked books
for the Warden. He was an honest man outside of prison. In “The Shawshank Redemption” the life of shy, quiet accountant, Andy Dufresne, changes when he is falsely convicted and jailed for the murder of his wife and her lover. 


Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??  

“No, no, no, no. I’m a busy girl. I’ve got exactly four days to break up a wedding,
steal the bride’s fella and I haven’t one clue how to do it.”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Find the names of 5 planets hidden in the following sentences:
1. “What hurts?” asked the doctor. “It’s my ear,” the patient cried.
2. “Steven, use the screwdriver to build those shelves.”
3. Everyone takes a turn during Monopoly.
4. “Cassie, you ran us over with your bicycle!”
5. “Sam, arsenic is poisonous. I read the definition in the dictionary.”
ANSWER: 1. Earth  2. Venus  3. Saturn  4. Uranus  5. Mars

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
I am a set of three words, all with the same four letters.
First I am a type of carriage.
Then switch my middle letters, and I am a cover often useful on a diamond.
Now switch my end letters …
When you see me, you also see hair.
What are the words?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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