WELCOME to Friday, January 26, 2018.
If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a
mistake when you make it again.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
If you dig a hole for someone else, you’ll fall into it. – Hungarian proverb
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
Indecision is the key to flexibility. Funny Wisdom
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend
people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they
shall never be broken. – Albert Camus
Either I will find a way, or I will
make one. – Sir P. Sidney
An invasion of armies can be resisted,
but not the invasion of ideas. – Victor Hugo
Before borrowing money from a friend,
decide which you need most. – American Proverb
Be generous with kindly words, especially about
those who are absent. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Do the best you can in every task, no matter how unimportant it may seem at the time.
No one learns more about a problem than the person at the bottom. – Sandra Day O’Connor
If you are able to state a problem, it can be solved. – Edwin H. Land
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. – Marie Curie
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am
persecuted whenever I am contradicted. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone
who can do him absolutely no good. – Samuel Johnson
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon
this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.
At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon,
they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.
Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook.
One of the men said to the other, “This is the place!”.
The other replied, “No, it’s not!”.
The first man said, “Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side.
To which the other man replied, “Dude, you can’t tell a brook by it’s clover.”😁
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“Spontaneity has its time and place”?
ANSWER: The Sure Thing! ‘The Sure Thing’ was released in 1985 and starred John Cusack as Gib and Daphne Zuniger as Alison. Alison says the above to Gib when he calls her repressed. When he keeps on she shouts “You want spontaneity, I’ll give you spontaneity.” And proceeds to wave the top part of her body out of the car window!
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
“Who’d win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
1. Royal ruler -> Relatives; family
2. Musical composition with words -> Offspring
3. Musically produce words with the voice -> Transgression
4. Having ambitious goals -> Fever and pain medicine
5. Bird limb -> To be victorious
6. Long, sharp tooth -> Enthusiastic follower
7. Depending or building on something -> Container for water
8. Moving up and down (in water) -> A threaded spool for sewing
1. King -> Kin
2. Song -> Son
3. Sing -> Sin
4. Aspiring -> Aspirin
5. Wing -> Win
6. Fang -> Fan
7. Basing -> Basin
8. Bobbing -> Bobbin
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What common saying is represented by the following?
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