WELCOME to Thursday March 15, 2018.
BRIDE: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
COMPROMISE: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
DIPLOMAT: A man who can convince his wife she would look fat in a fur coat.
GENTLEMAN: A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his wife will not fall while she paints the ceiling.
HOUSEWORK: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn’t do it.
HUSBAND: A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had.
JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT: A handy little device which permits the wife to beat the husband to the draw.
LOVE: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
MOTHER-IN-LAW: A woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
MRS.: A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings, and no recognition.
SPOUSE: Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single in the first place.
WIFE: A mate who is forever complaining about not having anything to wear at the very same time that she complains about not having enough room in the closet. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Thursday people, and whatever you do,don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
“Researchers just unveiled a robot that can play Scrabble. It’s pretty realistic. It even gets bored halfway through and stops playing.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A recent study suggests that it is harder to concentrate in the winter. Said researchers, ‘For example, this study was supposed to be about traffic accidents.'” -Seth Meyers
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Operator: ‘I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.’
Caller: ‘On page 1, section 5, of your user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the
fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can
you give me the number for Jack?’
Operator: ‘I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.’ 😐😎😱
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
ANSWER: Mr. Deeds!
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
“Shaun! I read your story. You used a lot of big words. Great! Good for you! It was a little long, so I didn’t read the whole thing, but who cares ’cause I gave you an A!”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Shocking, abominable, terrifying, or scandalous?
ANSWER: Abominable (a bomb in a bull) would be most appropriate.
If Nobody didn’t do anything, then Who did. But if Somebody would have done something, Everyone would have been OK. If Everyone would have helped, Who would get the credit. But Who did it….
So, Who did it?
The World According to the Eucman! 