WELCOME to Friday March 30, 2018.
A: An egghead.
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A. Two points, just like anyone else on the team.
Q. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
A. The Ether Bunny
Q: What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing at you.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Easter weekend people, and whatever you do,don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
He who wants Lent to seem short should contract a debt to be
repaid at Easter. Italian Proverb
Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things
but in terms of ideals. Charles M. Crowe
Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day. James Howell
with CHOCOLATE.” Linda Grayson, “The Pickwick Papers”
“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and
then doesn’t hurt!” Lucy Van Pelt, “Peanuts”
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If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit,
so eat as many as you want.
Diet tip: Eat an Easter egg before each meal.
It’ll take the edge off your appetite, and that way you’ll eat less.
If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all
your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of
heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate eggs home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat the eggs in the car park.
Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.
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ANSWER: Labyrinth! Jim Henson and George Lucas team up for this 80’s classic fantasy
starring none other than David Bowie!
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
‘Fresh breath is the priority of my life.’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.
1a) inexperienced
1b) to address with expressions of kind wishes
1c) unreasonable selfish desire
2a) highly skilled
2b) to conform
2c) to accept formally and put into effect
3a) a committee for judging and awarding prizes
3b) conceal or hide
3c) violent anger
4a) a rounded shape
4b) spoken
4c) a gemstone
1. Now that I can fly a kite, I don’t m___ the w___.
2. Children in Alabama could be called the Deep So___ yo___.
3. That bully must ce___ to te___ his fellow students.
4. By his 18th birthday, the prince had gr___ into his cr___.
ANSWER:
2. south youth
3. cease tease
4. grown crown
The World According to the Eucman! 