WELCOME to Friday April 13, 2018.
We’ll begin with a box and the plural is boxes.
The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may found a lone mouse or a whole set of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural wouldn’t be hose.
And the plural of cat is cats and not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say Mother, we never say Methren,
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim,
So English, I fancy you will all agree,
Is the funniest language you ever did see.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so: Douglas Adams
We can only learn to love by loving: Iris Murdock
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes: Oscar Wilde
These days people seek knowledge, not wisdom. Knowledge is of the past, wisdom is of the future: Vernon Cooper
Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don’t: Pete Seeger
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first,
the lesson afterwards: Vernon Sanders Law
There is a fine line between genius and insanity.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for
they shall never cease to be amused😁😁😁😁
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a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long day of meetings they were
upset to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. George said to Jack and Simon, let’s break the boredom of this horrendous climb by concentrating on something more interesting. I’ll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jack can sing songs for 25 flights, and Simon can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor George stopped telling jokes and Jack began to sing. At the 51st floor Jack stopped singing and Simon began to tell sad stories. ‘I will tell my saddest story first,’ he muttered gloomily, ‘I left our room key in the car.’😱
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
ANSWER:
I feel one of the best performances I have seen in a long time, George Clooney was priceless. There are hundreds of great lines from this movie.
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
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Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.
1a) inexperienced
1b) to address with expressions of kind wishes
1c) unreasonable selfish desire
2a) highly skilled
2b) to conform
2c) to accept formally and put into effect
3a) a committee for judging and awarding prizes
3b) conceal or hide
3c) violent anger
4a) a rounded shape
4b) spoken
4c) a gemstone
1) Red ________________ Bulb
2) Green ______________ Leaf
3) Blue _______________ Ball
4) Silver ______________ Saver
5) Gold _______________ Shaft
6) White ______________ Smart
7) Black ______________ Brain
8) Orange _____________ Pouch
9) Peach ______________ Top
10) Brown _____________ Cookie
ANSWER:
2) Tea
3) Cheese
4) Screen
5) Mine
6) Out
7) Bird
8) Juice
9) Tree
10) Sugar
in the world, and you’ll need it for the nearby beaches.”
Where was he taking Darling?
The World According to the Eucman! 