Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

Pool-Illusion

WELCOME to Friday April 13, 2018.

Funny Plurals In the English Language….
We’ll begin with a box and the plural is boxes.

But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.
The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may found a lone mouse or a whole set of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural wouldn’t be hose.
And the plural of cat is cats and not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say Mother, we never say Methren,
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim,
So English, I fancy you will all agree,
Is the funniest language you ever did see.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

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DAILY QUOTES...

Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you. Really…

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so: Douglas Adams

We can only learn to love by loving: Iris Murdock

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes: Oscar Wilde

These days people seek knowledge, not wisdom. Knowledge is of the past, wisdom is of the future: Vernon Cooper

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don’t: Pete Seeger

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first,
the lesson afterwards: Vernon Sanders Law

There is a fine line between genius and insanity.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for
they shall never cease to be amused😁😁😁😁

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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
George, Jack and Simon were at a conference together in Chicago and they were sharing
a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long day of meetings they were
upset to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. George said to Jack and Simon, let’s break the boredom of this horrendous climb by concentrating on something more interesting. I’ll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jack can sing songs for 25 flights, and Simon can tell sad stories the rest  of the way.  At the 26th floor George stopped telling jokes and Jack began to sing.  At the 51st floor Jack stopped singing and Simon began to tell sad stories. ‘I will tell my saddest story first,’ he muttered gloomily, ‘I left our room key in the car.’😱

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???

“We’re in a tight spot, boys!”

ANSWER:

O Brother, Where Art Thou?
I feel one of the best performances I have seen in a long time, George Clooney was priceless. There are hundreds of great lines from this movie.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!

“This is an AK-47, the preferred weapon of the enemy. It makes a very distinct sound when fired at you.”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is………. 

Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a
different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) inexperienced
1b) to address with expressions of kind wishes
1c) unreasonable selfish desire

2a) highly skilled
2b) to conform
2c) to accept formally and put into effect

3a) a committee for judging and awarding prizes
3b) conceal or hide
3c) violent anger

4a) a rounded shape
4b) spoken
4c) a gemstone

Fill in the middle word. This word should correspond with the first and last word.

1) Red ________________ Bulb
2) Green ______________ Leaf
3) Blue _______________ Ball
4) Silver ______________ Saver
5) Gold _______________ Shaft
6) White ______________ Smart
7) Black ______________ Brain
8) Orange _____________ Pouch
9) Peach ______________ Top
10) Brown _____________ Cookie

ANSWER:  

1) Light
2) Tea
3) Cheese
4) Screen
5) Mine
6) Out
7) Bird
8) Juice
9) Tree
10) Sugar
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
The groom said, “Pack your bikini, Darling. I’m taking you to the tallest mountain
in the world, and you’ll need it for the nearby beaches.”

Where was he taking Darling?







LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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