Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Wednesday April 25, 2018.

Bumper Stickers…….

All generalizations are false, including this one.

“Criminal Lawyer” is a redundancy.

I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got!

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

What is a “free” gift ? Aren’t all gifts free?

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t

forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

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DAILY QUOTES...

“Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.”
– Quentin Crisp

“Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what’s going to happen
to us with both a Senate and a House?” – Will Rogers

“Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.”
– Frank Lloyd Wright

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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
At  the beginning of my junior year of high school in Arkansas, our
homeroom teacher had us fill out a form stating our future goals.
Out of curiosity, I leaned over to see what my friend put down for her
aspirations. Where it read “Vocational Plans” she had written,
“Florida.”  😐

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???

‘It’s a race, it’s a race.’

ANSWER: Rat Race!

Rowan Atkinson kept running around in a hotel lobby saying that, just before
he fell asleep while standing.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!

‘I got hit by a bus, I got shot, now you want to take my soul? What are you, the Blair Witch?’

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a
different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) inexperienced
1b) to address with expressions of kind wishes
1c) unreasonable selfish desire

2a) highly skilled
2b) to conform
2c) to accept formally and put into effect

3a) a committee for judging and awarding prizes
3b) conceal or hide
3c) violent anger

4a) a rounded shape
4b) spoken
4c) a gemstone

Your task is to change ONE letter in each of the following eight words to discover a common theme.

LOIN
STEAL
BILLET
FRYING
CLANK
LINE
CAKE
STEED

ANSWER:  

Lois

Steel
Bullet
Flying
Clark
Lane
Cape
Speed
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
A vacationing family sitting around the campfire has the following conversation:

1. Father: What day is it? I am sure it isn’t Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday.
2. Mother: Well that’s not very helpful dear. Besides yesterday was Friday.
3. Father: No, now that I think about it, yesterday wasn’t Friday, tomorrow is Friday.
4. Jon: The day after tomorrow is Thursday.
5. Meg: You are nuts. Tomorrow is Thursday.
6. Mother: Actually, it’s probably Thursday today.
7. Jon: All we know for sure is that it wasn’t Sunday yesterday.

If only one statement above is true, what day of the week is it?



LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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