WELCOME to Wednesday April 25, 2018.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
“Criminal Lawyer” is a redundancy.
I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
What is a “free” gift ? Aren’t all gifts free?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t—————————————————————————————
– Quentin Crisp
“Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what’s going to happen
to us with both a Senate and a House?” – Will Rogers
“Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.”
– Frank Lloyd Wright
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homeroom teacher had us fill out a form stating our future goals.
Out of curiosity, I leaned over to see what my friend put down for her
aspirations. Where it read “Vocational Plans” she had written,
“Florida.” 😐
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
ANSWER: Rat Race!
he fell asleep while standing.
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.
1a) inexperienced
1b) to address with expressions of kind wishes
1c) unreasonable selfish desire
2a) highly skilled
2b) to conform
2c) to accept formally and put into effect
3a) a committee for judging and awarding prizes
3b) conceal or hide
3c) violent anger
4a) a rounded shape
4b) spoken
4c) a gemstone
STEAL
BILLET
FRYING
CLANK
LINE
CAKE
STEED
ANSWER:
Bullet
Flying
Clark
Lane
Cape
Speed
1. Father: What day is it? I am sure it isn’t Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday.
2. Mother: Well that’s not very helpful dear. Besides yesterday was Friday.
3. Father: No, now that I think about it, yesterday wasn’t Friday, tomorrow is Friday.
4. Jon: The day after tomorrow is Thursday.
5. Meg: You are nuts. Tomorrow is Thursday.
6. Mother: Actually, it’s probably Thursday today.
7. Jon: All we know for sure is that it wasn’t Sunday yesterday.
If only one statement above is true, what day of the week is it?
