Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
If they can put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all there.
Tell him you’re not his type – you have a pulse.
Never let your man’s mind wander – its too little to be left out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway.
Never marry a man for money. You’ll have to earn every penny.
Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him check books.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.
Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t