Confucius Says:
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.
When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean
`yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
Television never replace old reliable key hole.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy…
Laziest man in world who marry widow with six children.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Kids are like Legos, lot of fun to make, but sooner or later, only end up messing up house.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people, and whatever you do, don’t
forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
driving a Lamborghini. I think the real story here is that a grown man
who owns a Batman costume can actually afford a Lamborghini.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashers
than drunk people. Then again, it’s easier to see what is coming when
you’re driving at 11 miles an hour.” -Conan O’Brien
– Isaac Asimov
“Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.”
– Maya Angelou
“I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.”
– John D. Rockefeller
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
ANSWER:
Due to the incredible acting done by Sidney Poitier and Rod Steiger, this film won 5 Academy Awards in 1967.
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
1. When you g___ up, I will let you climb the ship’s p___.
2. Do you want to be a ri___ swimmer or an ocean di___?
3. The strongest oarsman in the boat is a po___ ro___.
4. The cheap tickets didn’t al___ them to go be___ deck.
Answer:
3. power rower
4. allow below
The World According to the Eucman! 