WELCOME to Monday May 21, 2018.
JAZZ
Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.
BLUES
Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.
WORLD MUSIC
Dozen different types of percussion all going at once.
OPERA
People singing when they should be talking.
RAP
People talking when they should be singing.
CLASSICAL
Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.
FOLK
Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.
BIG BAND
20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer.
HEAVY METAL:
Codpiece and chaps
HOUSE MUSIC OK as long as it’s not the house next door.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
“Papa John’s has started selling extra-large jugs of its signature garlic sauce. Each jug of garlic sauce is 8 pounds and costs $20. But Papa John’s says it’s a lifetime supply. Because you’re not expected to survive long enough to need a second jug.” -James Corden
“Scientists claim to have succeeded transplanting a memory from the brain of one sea snail and implanting it into another. Or, more likely, all snails live pretty similar lives.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
When I showed him the photos, his face lit up. “Wow, look at that!” he said. “It’s my old Plymouth!” 😐
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
ANSWER: Airplane!
For example, “To drive by the docks: P _ _ _ _ _ _ _.” would result in “PASSPORT (Pass Port)”.
Can you guess the words described below?
1. What white bears see with: P _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
2. A car’s memoirs: A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
3. How judges get to a small island: C _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
4. To live long: D _ _ _ _ _.
5. How good a fibber one is: L _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
6. In favor of young men and women: P _ _ _ _ _ _.
Answer:
2. Autobiography (auto biography)
3. Courtship (court ship)
4. Dilate (die late)
5. Liability (lie ability)
6. Protein (pro-teen)
Example: Sonny Day would suggest a meteorologist.
Last Names: Ding, Flay, King, Lynn, Payne, Peace
Professions: Musician, Author, Chef, Comedian, Architect, Politician
The hint provides the first names.
