by eucman

Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday August 16, 2018.

Bad College Courses

1.  Home Economics 304: Being Just Another Baby-Maker

2.  English 202: A Painstaking Review of Every Mediocre
Essay Published by The Bitter, Self-Obsessed Professor

3.  Human Sexuality 303: Oedipus or Lolita: Men Can’t Win

4.  Astronomy 207: Advanced Analysis of 1000s of Photos of
Nearly Identical Rocks from Remote Celestial Bodies

5. Psychology 1303: Creative Neurosurgery

6.  Geology 101: A Rock is a Rock is a Rock: The
Quarterback’s GPA-Booster

7.  Theater 120: Adjusting Your Red-Pants Beret and Cape

8.  Sociology 227: Field Research: Mating Patterns in the
Coastal Saloon Ecosystem

9.  Business 105: Big Pimpin’ – The Relative Non-Ease
Thereof

10.  Education 104: Clueless, Beleaguered TA’s and
Absentee Star Professors on Book Tours in the Modern
Educational System

11.  Chemistry 102: From Rohypnol to GBH: Party Planning
for Frat Boys

12.  Law 160: Opening Wounds, Closing Cases: Inflicting
Severe Emotional Trauma During Cross-Examination

13.  American Studies 219: Tab ‘n’ Shasta: Deconstructing
the Dream of the American Cola 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Thursday people,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!😁😎

DAILY QUOTES… 

“New research shows that China has a bigger middle class than America, and
more people in China are living what we would call the ‘American Dream.’
That’s when you know things are bad – when even the American
DREAM is made in China.” -Jimmy Fallon
“The NFL’s Arizona Cardinals have launched a new competition where fans can
win a team jersey and get their photo on the scoreboard if they eat a burger
consisting of five patties, five hot dogs, five bratwursts, eight slices of bacon,
eight chicken tenders, 12 ounces of fries, lettuce, pickles, sauce, and 20 slices
of cheese in under an hour. Said one fan, ‘Ugh, lettuce?'” -Seth Meyers
“Today two men dressed as Batman and Captain America tried to rob someone at a
gas station. They’re being charged with attempted robbery and mixing Marvel with DC.” -Conan O’Brien

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home, and I took my computer down to the bar to do some work. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, “What’s the wifi password?”

Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.”

Me: “Okay, I’ll have a beer.”

Bartender: “We have Molsons Canadian on tap.”

Me: “Sure. How much is that?”

Bartender: “$8.00.”

Me: “Ok. Here you are. What’s the wifi password”

Bartender: “youneedtobuyadrinkfirst, no spaces and all lowercase.” 😁😁😁😁😎

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  A: “It WAS the boogeyman, wasn’t it?” B: “As a matter of fact…it was.”  

ANSWER: Halloween! Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) and Dr. Sam Loomis (Donald Pleasence) have this exchange after Loomis has seemingly killed escaped mental patient Michael Myers (who has spent most of the movie killing multiple teenagers all over town) by means of five or six very large bullets. Of course, Myers is anything but dead…but that’s a matter for the sequel(s).

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They’ll see. They’ll see, and they’ll know, and they’ll say…’Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly!'”

Wednesday’s Quizzer is…….

Which phrase from group B belongs with the words in group A?

Group A
Lonely
Patent
Canines
Freighter
Artwork

Group B
Local Election
News Event
Tax Return
Brainy Teaser
Play Date


Answer: News Event”: it also contains number:
lONEly
paTENt
caNINEs
frEIGHTer
arTWOrk
newSEVENt

… not to mention laSIX in the title 😎 

 

  

Thursday’s Quizzer is……

Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to
create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended.

Example: EVER – ______ – HORN
Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN

1. GRAND – _________ – OUT
2. QUARTER – ___________ – MIND
3. HAIR – _______________ – FIRE





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