WELCOME to Thursday September 20, 2018.
“Coca-Cola might be working on a drink that’s infused with weed. They’re still going to put your name on the side of the can. ‘Cause it’s the only way you’ll remember it.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A developer in New York wants to build an IHOP on top of a Revolutionary War cemetery. IHOP’s CEO said, ‘It makes sense, we’ve killed more Americans than the British ever did.'” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
country vet she was to see, lived in the second farm past
Yin road. Try as she might, the vet could not find a Yin
Road anywhere! Exasperated, she finally stopped to ask
She stopped and asked at the next farm. “I ain’t never
heard of no Yin Road.” said the farmer. “But ya might try
askin’ old man McGillicuddy, he’s lived ’round here for
better ‘n 70 years.”
“Thanks,” replied the vet. “Where can I find him?”
“He lives on the second farm past the Y in the road.”😐😎
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Six feet three and a half inches. Now let’s stick to the facts.”
ANSWER: Harvey! This film was based on Mary Chase’s Pulitzer Prize winning play of the same name – about a man whose best friend is a ‘pooka’, who exists as a large invisible rabbit called Harvey. Elwood P. Dowd (James Stewart) is talking to Marvin Wilson (Jesse White), who is a sanitarium orderly, and Miss Kelly (Peggy Dow), who is a nurse, in the sanitarium after Elwood’s sister, Vita Louise Simmons, has a disastrous party as a result of Elwood arriving with Harvey (his invisible rabbit friend). She decides that Elwood should be committed to a mental institution. James Stewart made the comment because Miss Kelly was discussing that Elwood had been brought into the hospital because he went to the garden party with Harvey. Interestingly, James Stewart was six feet four inches tall and spent the entire movie looking ‘up’ whenever he was speaking to Harvey.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “What’s the most you’ve ever lost in a coin toss?”
Wednesday’s Quizzer is…….
Who is George?😎
Thursday’s Quizzer is……
There are two hints. The second might give it away too easily so it is a few lines down the page!
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