Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


WELCOME to Thursday September 20, 2018.

How about some Unusual phobias?

Now perhaps you just might see one that pertains to you!
1. alektorophobia – fear of chickens.
2. aulophobia – fear of a flute.
3. clinophobia – fear of going to bed.
4. ecclesiaphobia – fear of churches.
5. eisoptrophobia – fear of mirrors.
6. geniophobia – fear of chins.
7. genuphobia – fear of knees.
8. gymnotophobia – fear of nudity.
9. ichthyophobia – fear of fish.
10. levophobia – fear of the left side.
11. linonophobia – fear of string.
12. meteorophobia – fear of being hit by meteor.
13. nephelophobia – fear of clouds.
14. odontophobia – fear of teeth.
15. ouranophobia – fear of heaven.
16. pediophobia – fear of dolls.
17. pogonophobia – fear of beards.
18. siderophobia – fear of starts.
19. stygiophobia – fear of hell.
20. triskaidekaphobia – fear of the number 13.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY PEOPLE! And whatever you do,don’t forget to
LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!


“Germany today launched a service on the world’s first passenger trains that run on hydrogen – unlike here in New York, where the trains run on occasion.” -Seth Meyers

“Coca-Cola might be working on a drink that’s infused with weed. They’re still going to put your name on the side of the can. ‘Cause it’s the only way you’ll remember it.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A developer in New York wants to build an IHOP on top of a Revolutionary War cemetery. IHOP’s CEO said, ‘It makes sense, we’ve killed more Americans than the British ever did.'” -Conan O’Brien


G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

The map her friend had drawn indicated that the client, a
country vet she was to see, lived in the second farm past
Yin road.  Try as she might, the vet could not find a Yin
Road anywhere!  Exasperated, she finally stopped to ask

She stopped and asked at the next farm.  “I ain’t never
heard of no Yin Road.” said the farmer.  “But ya might try
askin’ old man McGillicuddy, he’s lived ’round here for
better ‘n 70 years.”

“Thanks,” replied the vet. “Where can I find him?”

“He lives on the second farm past the Y in the road.”😐😎


Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Six feet three and a half inches. Now let’s stick to the facts.”

ANSWERHarvey! This film was based on Mary Chase’s Pulitzer Prize winning play of the same name – about a man whose best friend is a ‘pooka’, who exists as a large invisible rabbit called Harvey. Elwood P. Dowd (James Stewart) is talking to Marvin Wilson (Jesse White), who is a sanitarium orderly, and Miss Kelly (Peggy Dow), who is a nurse, in the sanitarium after Elwood’s sister, Vita Louise Simmons, has a disastrous party as a result of Elwood arriving with Harvey (his invisible rabbit friend). She decides that Elwood should be committed to a mental institution. James Stewart made the comment because Miss Kelly was discussing that Elwood had been brought into the hospital because he went to the garden party with Harvey. Interestingly, James Stewart was six feet four inches tall and spent the entire movie looking ‘up’ whenever he was speaking to Harvey.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “What’s the most you’ve ever lost in a coin toss?”

Wednesday’s Quizzer is…….

George is dead. He was found face down in the street, squashed nearly flat. He must have been there some time as he
was cool to the touch. In addition, when he was found, there was a bird perched on the back of his head.

Who is George?😎

Answer: The George in question is George Washington, specifically the picture of Washington on the quarter. He was,
in fact, dead when he was found. As he is on a coin, he would be nearly flat, and cool to the touch. Finally, when you turn
the quarter over, on the “back of the head” you will find a perching eagle. 


Thursday’s Quizzer is…

I have listed the following as Happy Words. What is it about these words that suggests that they are “Happy”?


There are two hints. The second might give it away too easily so it is a few lines down the page!

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at

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