WELCOME to Monday September 24, 2018.
“A restaurant owner in Maine is testing out what she believes to be a more humane way of killing the lobsters they serve. What they do is they get the lobsters high on marijuana smoke before they cook them. For real. I would bet $100 she came up with this idea while she was smoking in a Jacuzzi.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“There was some big news from the world of social media. Today, Facebook began testing its new product, Facebook Dating. And if the test goes well it could come to your phone soon. Facebook Dating, or as it’s already known, ‘stalking.'” -James Corden
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
So when an advertising company offered to put my father’s
business placard in the shopping carts of a supermarket, my
dad jumped at the chance.
Fully a year went by before we got a call that could be traced
to those placards.
“Richard Larson, CPA?” the caller asked.
“That’s right,” my father answered. “May I help you?”
“Yes,” the voice said. “One of your shopping carts is in my
yard, and I want you to come and get it.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “I’m making waffles!”
ANSWER: Donkey in the movie “Shrek” The correct answer is of course Donkey in the movie ‘Shrek’ The full quoye, said to Shrek, the ogre is, ‘We’ll stay up late swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!’ Not surprisingly, Shrek wasn’t impressed. This film was released in 2001 and it won the very first Academy Award for Best Animated Feature Film in the same year. The story takes viewers to a fairy tale setting where an ‘evil’ ogre, Shrek, must save and protect Princess Fiona and deliver her to the antagonist, Lord Farquaad. In the particular scene from which the quote is pulled, Shrek has saved Donkey early on in the movie, and Donkey is looking to Shrek to be his friend. When Shrek decides to let him come to his swamp, Donkey has plans to settle right in.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
Friday’s Quizzer is…….
Male platypuses have venomous spurs.
Monday’s Quizzer is……
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