“A team of scientists recently completed an experiment studying the effects of the drug MDMA on octopuses. Which is part of a bigger experiment of what happens when you give scientists LSD.” -Seth Meyers
“Psychologists now believe that adulthood begins at 25, not 18. They also believe that middle age begins the first time you eat at a Denny’s while sober.” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
height, or lack thereof. So I always steer clear of the
One day, he and I went to lunch at a Sub shop.
“I’ll take the Italian,” he said to the guy behind the
counter. “Salami, Provolone, and peppers.”
“Do you want a full hero or half one?” came the reply.
“Ah… gimme a half,” my friend says.
After placing our orders, we took our seats. A few minutes
later, my friend grimaced when we heard…
“Small Italian, your order is up!”😔😁😎
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Well, you know what they say: if you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!”
ANSWER: “Steel Magnolias” The quote is said by Clairee Belcher played by the talented actress, Olympia Dukakis. The scene takes place at Drum and M’Lynn’s Christmas party. Truvy Jones and Clairee are discussing Clairee’s nephew Marshall. After Truvy comments on how she is surprised how Clairee speaks about her own kin, Clairee said the line as her response, because she was a straight-forward character and enjoyed gossip. She has a heart of gold, but holds no comment back.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Go ahead, make my day.”
TODAY’S MOVIE DIVA AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD🙏🙏🙏🙅🙇
Monday’s Quizzer is…….
Tuesday’s Quizzer is…… Pick the word from List B which best completes the group of words in List A.
Eighth, _____, Height, Beau, Eulogy
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