Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday September 26, 2018.

Music Mania – Did You Know?

A ghost’s favorite kind of music is Rhythm and Boos.

The Best way to find a screeching rock star is with a Heavy
Metal Detector.

Pop Music goes “Fizz-fizz, bubble-bubble!”

Sad landscapers listen to Blue Grass while they are working.

Chemists listen to acid rock.

Bungee jumpers listen to Big Band Music

Baseball players listen to Just the hits!

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! HAVE A WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY PEOPLE!

And whatever you do,don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES…

“A day without laughter is like living in darkness; you try to find your way around,

but you can’t see clearly.” ― Emily Mitchell

“It’s true that laughter really is cheap medicine. It’s a prescription anyone can afford.

And best of all, you can fill it right now.” ― Steve Goodier

“It’s normal to shy away from illness and death. It’s natural to gravitate toward laughter and life.” ― Ellyn Bache

“Friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories.” ― Dave Brenner😎

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh

weather combined give me very dry skin.

One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly

and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering and came into the room wearing a towel.

Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and put it on. “What are you doing?” I asked.

“Well” he replied, “if you are going to be formal. So am I.” 😐😱😁😎

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Go ahead, make my day.”

ANSWER: Sudden Impact! This phrase is used by Harry Callahan, played by Clint Eastwood, as a gunman is holding a waitress hostage during a hold-up at a diner. Harry points his .44 Magnum in the gunman’s face and dares him to shoot, saying “Go ahead, make my day!” He uses the same phrase at the end of the movie, speaking to a man who is going to rape a woman. Clint Eastwood made many western movies. Following these, he made five “Dirty Harry” movies beginning in 1971 and moving into the early 80s. The movies were about a reckless cop in San Francisco, stopping at nothing to bring down criminals. With his .44 Magnum, he made his own kind of justice.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “He hates these cans, stay away from these cans.”

Tuesday’s Quizzer is…….

Pick the word from List B which best completes the group of words in List A.

List A:
Eighth, _____, Height, Beau, Eulogy

List B:
Aesop
Beauty
Client
Masseur
Painter

Answer:

Aesop

Each of the words in List A includes the letter “e” blended with another letter or letters to make the sound of one of our five vowels.

Eighth (A)
Aesop (E)
Height (I)
Beau (O)
Eulogy (U)

Wednesday’s Quizzer is……

Each of the clues below describe a famous pair (example: Salt & Pepper). Can you name each pair?

1. Jingly sound makers & accompanying sounds heard on the Seven Dwarfs commute
2. Corny phrase used by photographers & thin crisp wafers
3. Small spherical play toy & a letter propagated to many people threatening bad luck unless forwarded
4. Mayberry’s deputy sheriff & hollow round percussion instrument
5. A cheery, cheerful or joyous disposition & a unit of company stock
6. Long slender conifer leaf & message board continuous chain of postings
7. Kevin of “Six Degrees” trivia fame & chicken predecessors
8. Writing implement loaded with ink & bank employee that receives or pays out money
9. A paste made from ground goober peas & sweet spread prepared from Concord Grapes

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