WELCOME to Thursday September 27, 2018.
DAILY QUOTES…
“Weight Watchers announced it’s changing its name. They’ve changed their name to ‘Screw It, Have the Fudge.'” -Conan O’Brien
“There are lots of foreign leaders here in New York City for the U.N. It’s that special time of year when New Yorker’s get road rage, then realize they just flipped off the king of Norway.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
morning when the loud-speaker announced:
“Religious services. Maintain silence about the decks. Knock
off all unnecessary work.”
An hour later, the opinion many of us held regarding our daily
routine, was confirmed with this announcement:
“Resume all unnecessary work.”
😐😁Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “He hates these cans, stay away from these cans.”
ANSWER: The Jerk! Navin (Steve Martin) finds his name in the phone book and says “Page 73 – Johnson, Navin R.! I’m somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity – your name in print – that makes people. I’m in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.” Sadly, the sniper picks Naven randomly from the phone book as his victim. The 1979 film, “The Jerk”, is a very funny film where Steve Martin is raised by a poor black family and decides he is going to make something of himself. In this scene, Navin R. Johnson is working at a gas station. A sniper is shooting at him, but misses and hits some oil cans. Navin exclaims aloud “He hates these cans, stay away from these cans.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
Wednesday’s Quizzer is…….
1. Jingly sound makers & accompanying sounds heard on the Seven Dwarfs commute
2. Corny phrase used by photographers & thin crisp wafers
3. Small spherical play toy & a letter propagated to many people threatening bad luck unless forwarded
4. Mayberry’s deputy sheriff & hollow round percussion instrument
5. A cheery, cheerful or joyous disposition & a unit of company stock
6. Long slender conifer leaf & message board continuous chain of postings
7. Kevin of “Six Degrees” trivia fame & chicken predecessors
8. Writing implement loaded with ink & bank employee that receives or pays out money
9. A paste made from ground goober peas & sweet spread prepared from Concord Grapes
2. Cheese & Crackers
3. Ball & Chain
4. Fife & Drum
5. Sonny & Cher
6. Needle & Thread
7. Bacon & Eggs
8. Penn & Teller
9. Peanut Butter & Jelly
Thursday’s Quizzer is……
ALL THE THINGS THAT HAVE EVER HAPPENED TO MUFFIN THE CAT
– shot at, survived
– almost drowned, survived
– poisoned, survived
– hit by a car, survived
– fell off a cliff, survived
– stuck neck too far into situation she wasn’t involved in, died
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