WELCOME to Tuesday October 16, 2018.
The most popular motivator for missing work: good, old-fashioned R&R. Almost half of workers saidthey needed to relax, while 24 percent wanted to catch up on sleep. Other top reasons included running personal errands (20 percent), doctor’s appointments (17 percent), plans with family and friends (16 percent) and housework (16 percent). Here are the top 15 reasons;
1. Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law.😱
7. One of the walls in the employee’s home fell off the night before.😐
“In France, a shipment that was supposed to contain orange juice was discovered to actually contain a massive shipment of cocaine. Either way, a great way to start your morning.” -Conan O’Brien
“IHOP is now making their own beer. It’s perfect for people who think Waffle House beer is just a little too trashy.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
After what seemed to be a very long silence, the voice on the other end said, “I don’t know what you expect me to do for you; I’m a psychologist.”
“A psychologist?” I replied. “Your phone is listed here as an emergency number. Can’t you help us?”
“Well,” he finally responded in a measured tone. “How do you feel about being stuck in an elevator?” 😱
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “You know ______, I read about you all in the papers, and I just get scared.” “Now Ms. Parker, don’t you believe what you read in all them newspapers.”
ANSWER: Bonnie and Clyde! In this scene Clyde Barrow (Warren Beatty) and Bonnie Parker (Faye Dunaway) have returned to Bonnie’s hometown so Bonnie can see her mother (Mabel Cavitt). The mother speaks the first line and Clyde tries to reassure her with the second. In the 1968 Academy Awards. “Bonnie and Clyde” was nominated for ten Oscars, including Best Picture (but lost out to “In the Heat of the Night”). Estelle Parsons (who played Blanche, the wife of Clyde’s brother Buck) won for Best Actress in a Supporting Role. Warren Beatty, Michael J. Pollard , Gene Hackman, Faye Dunaway and director Arthur Penn were also nominated for awards but did not win. This was Gene Wilder’s first feature film (although he had some previous TV and Broadway experience).
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “You promised my daddy you wouldn’t take me far off.” “Darlin’, you’re goin’ to have to decide if you’re my wife or his daughter.”
Monday’s Quizzer is…….
Solve the two riddles. The answers should be anagrams of each other.
You use me when you want to cook
For friends or family.
But, whether written down or not,
It’s best you stick to me.
I like to think that I’m a skill,
Not just some old technique.
People do me to their ears,
Or nose, or tongue, or cheek.
Tuesday’s Quizzer is……
1. Ruffles, Pringles, Frito-Lays
2. 911 !
3. The aeronautically capable, habit wearing female (3)
4. A four wheeled vehicle, driven by a person whose job it is to take passengers and their luggage where they want to go in exchange for a fee
5. More than seven, nine is too much (3)
6. Small abode on the treeless tract of land (5)
7. Mixture of the sodium salts of various fatty acids of natural oils and fats
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