Christmas Books You Aren’t Likely to See….
The Art of Kissing, by Miss L Toe
Winning at Charades, by Vic Tree
Guessing your Presents, by P King
Bad Gifts, by M.T. Box
How to get a Great Present, by B Good
What do do after Christmas Dinner, by Clare Inup
101 Cures for Indigestion, by Ivor Pain
Sledging for Beginners, by I.C. Bottom
Christmas Questions, by I Dunnoe & Noah Little
Make your parents get what you want, by Ruth Lesschild
Surprise present!, by Omar Gosh
I’d rather have fish for Christmas Dinner, by Ann Chovie
Happy New Year, by Mary Christmas
My Brother Hogs all the Potatoes, by Dick Tator
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! HAVE A WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY PEOPLE! Whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“To laugh often and love much… to appreciate beauty, to
find the best in others, to give one’s self… this is to
–Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Love is everything it’s cracked up to be. That’s why people
are so cynical about it…It really is worth fighting for,
risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don’t
risk everything, you risk even more.”
“Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a
penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far
didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was
grounded.” –Tim Allen
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Yes – it wasn’t logical.” “You were a TOMATO. A tomato doesn’t have logic! A tomato can’t move!”
ANSWER:Tootsie! In this scene out-of-work actor Michael Dorsey (Dustin Hoffman) is complaining to his agent George Fields (played by director Sydney Pollack) with the first line, that in a commercial, featuring him dressed up as a tomato, he was asked to do something that wasn’t logical. The agent explodes with the second. The movie title “Tootsie” was suggested by Dustin Hoffman. It was his mother’s nickname for him when he was a child. In the 1983 Academy Awards, Dustin Hoffman, Teri Garr, director Sydney Pollack, the screenplay writing, the title song, and the movie were all nominated for awards, but only Jessica Lange won an Oscar (for Best Actress in a Supporting Role).
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Snap out of it!”
Tuesday’s Quizzer is…….
Wednesday’s Quizzer is……
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
1. Adoration -> Elevate
2. Indulge in -> Permit
3. Den -> Atmosphere
4. Precipitation -> Current time
5. Morally pure -> Swift action
6. Prize -> Person under protection
7. Head covering -> City related
8. Most plump -> Provide evidence for
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