Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday October 24, 2018.

Christmas Books You Aren’t Likely to See….

The Art of Kissing, by Miss L Toe

Winning at Charades, by Vic Tree

Guessing your Presents, by P King

Bad Gifts, by M.T. Box

How to get a Great Present, by B Good

What do do after Christmas Dinner, by Clare Inup

101 Cures for Indigestion, by Ivor Pain

Sledging for Beginners, by I.C. Bottom

Christmas Questions, by I Dunnoe & Noah Little

Make your parents get what you want, by Ruth Lesschild

Surprise present!, by Omar Gosh

I’d rather have fish for Christmas Dinner, by Ann Chovie

Happy New Year, by Mary Christmas

My Brother Hogs all the Potatoes, by Dick Tator

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! HAVE A WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY PEOPLE!  Whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!


“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”
–Robert Frost

“To laugh often and love much… to appreciate beauty, to
find the best in others, to give one’s self… this is to
have succeeded.”
–Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Love is everything it’s cracked up to be. That’s why people
are so cynical about it…It really is worth fighting for,
risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don’t
risk everything, you risk even more.”
–Erica Jong

“Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a
penny into a plug.  Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far
didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was
grounded.” –Tim Allen

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA.  The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.  The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.  The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.  The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is

yelling: “Okay!  Okay! I’m a rabbit!  I’m a rabbit! 😱

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “Yes – it wasn’t logical.” “You were a TOMATO. A tomato doesn’t have logic! A tomato can’t move!”

ANSWER:Tootsie! In this scene out-of-work actor Michael Dorsey (Dustin Hoffman) is complaining to his agent George Fields (played by director Sydney Pollack) with the first line, that in a commercial, featuring him dressed up as a tomato, he was asked to do something that wasn’t logical. The agent explodes with the second. The movie title “Tootsie” was suggested by Dustin Hoffman. It was his mother’s nickname for him when he was a child. In the 1983 Academy Awards, Dustin Hoffman, Teri Garr, director Sydney Pollack, the screenplay writing, the title song, and the movie were all nominated for awards, but only Jessica Lange won an Oscar (for Best Actress in a Supporting Role).

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

“I love you.”
“Snap out of it!”

Tuesday’s Quizzer is…….

What is this word?


Answer: condescending


Wednesday’s Quizzer is…

When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.

1. Adoration -> Elevate
2. Indulge in -> Permit
3. Den -> Atmosphere
4. Precipitation -> Current time
5. Morally pure -> Swift action
6. Prize -> Person under protection
7. Head covering -> City related
8. Most plump -> Provide evidence for

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at

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