WELCOME to Tuesday October 23, 2018.
and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which
the doctor was most at ease. “Would you mind telling me,
Doctor,” she asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency
in somebody who appears completely normal?”
“Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask a simple question
which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person
hesitates, that puts you on the track.”
“What sort of question?”
“Well, you might ask him, ‘Captain Cook made three trips
around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'”
The hostess thought a moment, then said with a nervous
laugh, “You wouldn’t happen to have another example would
you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.”😱
“The NYPD is apparently teaching its officers how to be more polite. It’s true last time I got frisked, the cop was like, ‘Have you lost weight?'” -Jimmy Fallon
“According to a new study, men are naturally programmed to want more than one woman even when in monogamous relationships. And the scientists who conducted the study want to know if they can crash on your couch for a while.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
assigned mission in the U.S. Coast Guard. I work on a cutter
that escorts all cruise ships and international vessels under
the bridges in California’s Bay Area.
But what my father told his friend was, “She’s involved in
some sort of escort service.”😐
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “What’s the T-shirt say?” “I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to catch up.”
ANSWER: The Sum of All Fears! In this scene U.S. CIA director Bill Cabot (Morgan Freeman) and his assistant Jack Ryan (Ben Affleck) are inspecting a Russian factory where nuclear bombs are being decommissioned. Cabot sees one worker with a T-shirt that has writing in Russian on it. He asks one of his Russian hosts for a translation with the first line and the host replies with the second. Affleck is the third actor who has played the character of Jack Ryan in movies made from Tom Clancy stories. The first two were Alec Baldwin in “The Hunt for Red October” (1990), Harrison Ford in “Clear and Present Danger” (1994), and Harrison Ford in “Patriot Games” (1992).
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You were a TOMATO. A tomato doesn’t have logic! A tomato can’t move!”
Monday’s Quizzer is…….
After school Jesse went to Andrew’s locker and pulled the paper. On the paper was written:
24 24 22 9 9 9 9 22 24 22 9 9.
Thinking this would be easy but a little tedious, Jesse entered in every arrangement of 24, 22, and 9 there was without
What was the combination?
Writing the 24th letter of the alphabet for each 24, the 22nd letter of the alphabet for each
XXVIIIIVXVII
It is now clear that the combination is written in Roman Numerals. The only set of
XXVIII IV XVII or 28, 4, 17.
Tuesday’s Quizzer is……
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