WELCOME to Friday October 26, 2018.
if you have no life – and you can PROVE it mathematically.
if you know vector calculus but you can’t remember how to do long division.
if you chuckle whenever anyone says “centrifugal force.”
if it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
if you frequently whistle the theme song to “MacGyver 2018.”
if you think in “math.”
if you have a pet named after a scientist.
if you can translate English into Binary.
if when your professor asks you where your homework is,
you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so
precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Dunkin’ Donuts announced next year they will shorten their name from Dunkin’ Donuts to just ‘Dunkin’.’ And their customers will shorten the name of their disease from diabetes to just ‘betes from now on.” -Conan O’Brien
“A restaurant in Manhattan has created a $15, 25-ounce milk shake, which comes in a cream cheese frosted glass covered in marshmallows and cereal, filled with ice cream and topped with a cinnamon bun. At least that’s what it said on the toxicology report.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Signs In a clothing store: “Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”
In the window of an Oregon general store: “Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?”
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: “Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.”
On a Tennessee highway: “Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.”
From the safety information card in America West Airline seat pocket: “If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.”😱
On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.”
On a delicatessen wall: “Our best is none too good.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “All right. Open your eyes.” “I’m flying, Jack!”
ANSWER: Titanic! In this famous scene Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio) holds Rose Bukater (Kate Winslet) standing with outstretched arms at the very front of RMS Titanic. Jack says the first line and Rose says the second. “Titanic” tells the historically-accurate saga of the luxurious White Star ocean liner that sank in 1912 on its maiden voyage, through the lives of two fictional characters, Jack Dawson and Rose Bukater. “Titanic” won 11 Oscars in the 1998 Academy Awards, including Best Picture and Best Original Song for “My Heart Will Go On” sung by Celine Dion. Both Gloria Stuart (old Rose) and Kate Winslet (young Rose) were nominated for Oscars, but neither won. The designation “RMS” stands for “Royal Mail Steamship” (also called Steamer or Ship).
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.”
Thursday’s Quizzer is…….
1. Singing voice
2. Golf clubs
4. Stringed instruments
5. Jointed device
6. Type of beaver
7. Americans overseas
2. Yanks (7)
3. Tenor (1)
4. Eager (6)
5. Topic (3)
6. Hinge (5)
7. Irons (2)
Friday’s Quizzer is……
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