WELCOME to Monday October 29, 2018.
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine “le computer”) because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! HAVE A WONDERFUL MONDAY PEOPLE!
and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Music duo Hall & Oates is reportedly suing a company over a cereal named Haulin’ Oats. Though the company says it’s totally different because in their cereal, oats is the star.” -Seth Meyers 😐
“A new study says that women who drink moderate amounts of alcohol every day lose more weight than women that don’t drink at all. At least, that’s what your wife will slur to you after she forgets to pick up the kids from soccer practice.” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Signs In a clothing store:
“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”
In the window of an Oregon general store:
“Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?”
In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
“Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but
their own graves.”
On a Tennessee highway:
“Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is
impassable.”
From the safety information card in America WestAirline
seat pocket: “If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this
card, please tell a crew member.”
On a Maine shop:
“Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible
prices and workmanship.”
On a delicatessen wall:
“Our best is none too good.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.”
ANSWER: Spaceballs.. In this scene Commanderette Zircon (Leslie Bevis) has just asked President Skroob “Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?” He is apprehensive and asks the question in the first line. She replies with the second line. George Lucas (the “Star Wars” director) was a big fan of Brooks’ previous films and his company (Industrial Light and Magic) constructed the light sabers for “Spaceballs.” A recurring line from this movie is “May the Schwartz be with you,” which is a parody of the “Star Wars” line “The Force will be with you, always.” Mel Brooks not only directed this movie and co-wrote the screenplay for it but he also acted in it as both President Skroob and Yoghurt.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to catch up.”
Friday’s Quizzer is…….
Answer: c and y
unf (_ _ _ ) est
to (_ _ _) tures
hic (_ _ _) ful
eit (_ _ _) etic
fee (_ _ _) eder
he (_ _ _) ful
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