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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
bother her much until one evening when her husband called
from the hall, somewhat dismayed: “Honey, what happened to
the dust on this table? I had a phone number written on it.”😐
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “What’s the T-shirt say?” “I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to catch up.”
ANSWER:The Sum of All Fears! In this scene U.S. CIA director Bill Cabot (Morgan Freeman) and his assistant Jack Ryan (Ben Affleck) are inspecting a Russian factory where nuclear bombs are being decommissioned. Cabot sees one worker with a T-shirt that has writing in Russian on it. He asks one of his Russian hosts for a translation with the first line and the host replies with the second. Affleck is the third actor who has played the character of Jack Ryan in movies made from Tom Clancy stories. The first two were Alec Baldwin in “The Hunt for Red October” (1990), Harrison Ford in “Clear and Present Danger” (1994), and Harrison Ford in “Patriot Games” (1992).
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You were a TOMATO. A tomato doesn’t have logic! A tomato can’t move!”
Monday’s Quizzer is…….
unf (_ _ _ ) est
to (_ _ _) tures
hic (_ _ _) ful
eit (_ _ _) etic
fee (_ _ _) eder
he (_ _ _) ful
Answer: unfold – oldest
topic – pictures
hiccup – cupful
either – heretic
feeble – bleeder
heart – artful
There is a particular group of U.S. flags that are never lowered to half-mast and appear to “violate” this U.S. Law. These flags were
These flags are currently displayed today, and they have been for numerous years. Where is this particular group of flags displayed?
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