Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Friday February 8, 2019.
Thoughts to get you through almost any crisis…
 1 – Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2 – You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
3 – There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
4 – Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
5 – Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
6 – Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
7 – The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8 – The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
9 – Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
10 – Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
11 – Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12 – Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13 – Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
14 – I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15 – All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
16 – If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
17 – One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
18 – By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
20 – Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
21 – The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
22 – There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
23 – This is as bad as it can get, but don’t bet on it.
24 – Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
25 – The trouble with life is, you’re halfway through it before you realize it’s a ‘do it yourself’ thing.
Hey that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman! 


“Hooters is opening a new chain of restaurant called Hoots, where they’re ditching their
revealing outfits. They’re going to have male servers aaaand… they just went out of business.” -Jimmy Fallon

“The Westminster Dog Show has added three new breeds to its annual events. Said the dogs, ‘Yeah, last year’s after party got pretty wild.'” -Seth Meyers
“There is a new restaurant in Spain that just opened where everybody dines in the restaurant completely naked. And you thought it was awkward going to dinner with your parents before.” -James Corden


Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes…

I walked into my sister’s kitchen and found my nephew having a snack.

“Where’s your mother?” I asked.
“She said she was going to have a shower. Just a minute, I’ll see.”
He stepped into the bathroom and flushed the toilet and a second later a sharp yell came from upstairs.

My nephew walked back out and said, “Yep, she’s in the shower.” 😁😎



Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???

“How’s the Italian food in this restaurant?”
“Good. Try the veal — it’s the best in the city.”

Answer:  The Godfather!
In this scene, mob boss Virgil Sollozzo (Al Lettieri), Police Capt. Mark McCluskey (Sterling Hayden) and Corleone family member Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) are in a small Italian restaurant in the Bronx (part of New York City) and are preparing to order. Capt. McCluskey asks Sollozzo line one and he replies with line two. This meeting had been set up by Sollozzo, for what Capt. McCluskey and Sollozzo think is going to be a discussion over dinner, to clear up any misunderstanding with Michael. However, Sonny Corleone (James Caan) learns where the meeting is to be held and asks some other Corleone family members if they know anything about the place. “Sal” Tessio (Abe Vigoda) says, “It’s perfect for us. A small family place, good food. Everyone minds his business. It’s perfect. Pete, they got an old-fashion toilet — you know, the box, and – and – and – ah the chain-thing. We might be able to tape the gun behind it.” At dinner, after Michael retrieves a gun taped behind a toilet water tank in the bathroom (hidden there by family member Pete Clemenza), he shoots both Capt. McCluskey and Sollozzo. “The Godfather” follows the lives of a fictional American crime family, but many of the incidents in the story are based on incidents from real life. For example, the wedding of Vito Corleone’s daughter Connie (Talia Shire) to gangster Carlo Rizzi (Gianni Russo) was supposedly modeled on the real-life wedding of mobster Bill Bonanno (son of Brooklyn Mafia don Joe Bonanno) in 1956 to Rosalie Profaci, niece of one of the heads of another of the five New York crime families.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “And that also is very convenient, isn’t it, Mr. Dufresne?” “Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly *inconvenient* that the gun was never found.”


Thursday’s Quizzler is…… Feed, good, and kiss are 3 examples of words with double letters. Use the clues and fill in the blanks to find words with consecutive double letters. Remember, these words have 2 sets of double letters in a row!

1. It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…
B _ _ _ _ _ N

2. Body modification.
T _ _ _ _ O

3. A Group of people.
C _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E

4. Acuteness or acumen.
K _ _ _ _ _ _ S

—Experts Only!—
5. Kangaroos, dingos, and kookaburras!
C _ _ _ E

Answer: 1. Balloon
Clue: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…
The first balloon was invented in 1709. Now, balloons are used as an airship design, in celebrations, and even in medicine! Military use of the balloon first occurred in the American Civil War in map-making and in signaling armies. Now, hot air balloons can be seen and ridden during parades and festivals.

2. Tattoo
Clue: Body Modification
Tattooing is a form of body modification. Many cultures all over the world practice tattooing. The first tattoos were found on ancient Egyptian mummies and on “Otzi the Iceman,” who was found frozen in the Italian Alps!

3. Committee
Clue: A group of people.
Committees are often formed when a group of people need to make a decision. They can range in size from just a few people to a very large group of people. The most well-known examples of committees are in government where committees are delegated to decide on legislation.

4. Keenness
Clue: Acuteness or acumen.
Keenness is a synonym for acuteness, acumen, brilliance, cleverness, and other similar words. The word ‘keen’ comes from an Old English word that means brave.

5. Cooee
Clue: Kangaroos, dingos, and kookaburras!
Cooee is a chant used in the Australian Outback. It is usually shouted to attract attention, indicate one’s location, or find missing people. Sherlock Holmes used his knowledge of this word to solve “The Boscombe Valley Mystery.” (Written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle).



Friday’s Quizzler is…….

In this teaser you must place a 3-letter word on the dashes to complete a word on the left
and to begin another word with those letters on the right.


e a r _ _ _ m e = e a r T H Y/ T H Y m e

1. f e a t _ _ _ o i c = ?
2. c o u r _ _ _ n d a = ?
3. d i s p _ _ _ o v e r = ?
4. k e e _ _ _ s i s t = ?
5. r u n _ _ _ i c e = ?

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