Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday February 7, 2019.

Ways to identify where a driver is from……

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.

6. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.

8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas.

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.

Now I haven’t Figured out St. Louis drivers yet, with the way our past and present sports teams are playing,

I’m sure we are driving with heads down!

 
Hey that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman! 
 
 

DAILY QUOTES…

“The CEO of Starbucks has pledged to hire 10,000 refugees. So if you think
they’re writing your name incorrectly on the cups now…” -Conan O’Brien

“The world’s first supermarket chain to only sell vegan foods, which was called
Veganz with a ‘z,’ has announced they will have to declare bankruptcy and shut
all their stores. When asked what went wrong, the vegan supermarket said,
‘We’re a vegan supermarket.'” -James Corden
“Kim Kardashian said during a Q & A yesterday that she’d like to take a selfie
with Jesus. Though I think most people would say that Jesus has suffered enough.” -Seth Meyers

 

 

 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes…

“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the
divorce court judge said, “and I’ve decided to give your
wife $775 a week.”

“That’s very generous, your honor,” the husband said. “And
every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.” 😱😎

 

 

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???

“I don’t want to do this anymore.”

“I don’t think that’s a decision you can make.”


Answer:  The Bourne Identity!
In this scene (near the end of the movie) U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) operative Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) has finally recovered from his temporary amnesia and has pieced together his real identity from numerous passports with different names, all with his picture. He is confronting his CIA supervisor for the Treadstone Project, Alexander Conklin (Chris Cooper), about his assignments as an assassin. Jason says line one and Conklin replies with line two. Conklin tells Jason, “You’re a malfunctioning $30 million weapon!” This movie has quite a few fast-paced and exciting action sequences and is fun to watch. “The Bourne Identity” spawned these sequels so far: “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) and “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007).

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “How’s the Italian food in this restaurant?” “Good. Try the veal — it’s the best in the city.”

 

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……Dave, John, Cara, Robbie, and Kate are five budding inventors. Their newest inventions? Each has combined a popular ingredient with a drink! Figure out who’s who, what their “mix” is, and when they each invented their product.

1. The five inventors are Dave, Ms. Roberts, the “Potato Man”, the July inventor, and the one who added an ingredient to lemonade.

2. No one’s first name is similar to their last name.

3. Kate made a peanut smoothie.

4. Winter in the Northern Hemisphere seemed to be a “hot” invention time – both John and Cara concocted something then!

5. Marshmallows were incorporated into Kay’s creation. Chocolate was in Davidson’s.

6. Banana Vodka was a spur of the moment brainstorm.

7. April just happened to be “chocolate season”, at least for Robbie.

8. Believe it or not, potato cocktails were very popular in January!

 
Answer:  Dave Kay, Marshmallow Soda, October
John Cora, Potato Cocktail, January
Cara Roberts, Banana Vodka, February
Robbie Davidson, Chocolate Lemonade, April
Kate Johnson, Peanut Smoothie, July

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….

Feed, good, and kiss are 3 examples of words with double letters. Use the clues and fill in the blanks
to find words with consecutive double letters. Remember, these words have 2 sets of double letters in a row!

1. It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…
B _ _ _ _ _ N

2. Body modification.
T _ _ _ _ O

3. A Group of people.
C _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E

4. Acuteness or acumen.
K _ _ _ _ _ _ S

—Experts Only!—
5. Kangaroos, dingos, and kookaburras!
C _ _ _ E

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