Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as
it is for women. Follow these rules and you should
have no problems.
When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not
matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns
17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never
have too many cordless drills. No one knows why.
If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything
with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying
those two words. “Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?”
“OK. By-the-way, are you through with my 3/8 inch socket
yet?” Again, no one knows why.
If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his
car. A 99 cent ice scraper, a small bottle of de-icer or
something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love
gifts for their cars. No one knows why.
Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And
never buy men bathrobes. I was told that if God had
wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn’t have
invented Jockey shorts.
You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones
they have worn out. If you have a lot of moneybuy your
man a big screen TV and watch him go wild as he flips,
and flips, and flips.
Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills.
With-in a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely
everywhere. “Socks. Shorts. Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock.
Sink.” You get the idea. No one knows why.
Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works,
Parr Lumber, Home Depot, John Deere, Valley RVCenter, and
Les Schwab Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears’ Clearance
Centers are also excellent men’s stores. It doesn’t matter
if he doesn’t know what itis. “From NAPA Auto, eh? Must be
something I need. Hey! Isn’t this a starter for a ’68 Ford
Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.”)
It’s hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum
extension ladder. Never buy a real man astep ladder. It
must be an extension ladder. No one knows why.
Rule #9: Clamps. Men can never have enough quick grip
clamps. No one knows why.
Rule #10: Buy your man Duct Tape. This is a man’s most
universal repair tool. All men know, if you can’t fix it, duct it.
“For Valentine’s Day, some KFCs are letting you send a loved one a heart-shaped bucket
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes…
“It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother.”
I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold.
I wonder what the heck she is talking about?😎
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“You don’t know nothin’.” Answer: Deliverance!
In this scene Georgia businessman Bobby Trippe (Ned Beatty) comments on a back
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “This is crazy. How am I gonna…” “Well, you’d be crazy too if you were operating on 20 cups of coffee.”
Friday’s Quizzler is…… The letter “o” has been removed from the following words. Can you guess them all?
Monday’s Quizzler is…….
1. Two tender green plant growths
2. Two 10-cent pieces
3. Two male bovines
4. Two shark appendages
5. Two untruths
6. Two furry family members
7. Two dorky guys from “New Joisey”
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