WELCOME to Wednesday February 20, 2019 

Here’s the story…

Because of the reaction people have when they wake up and realize it’s a workday again and the weekend is over, the first day of the week is called Moanday.

Many people too busy to cook on the second day of the week just open a can of beans.

Hence the day is known as Tootsday.

By the third day of the week, people are wondering when they can ever find the time to get everything done this week that they need to, hence the day is known as Whensday.

Too bleary to even count properly, people think it’s only Day Three of the week on the next day, therefore it’s erroneously called Thirdsday.

On the last day of the workweek, people often go out “for a few” after work. By the time they get home, they’re too tired to cook anything elaborate, so they just throw a piece of meat, chicken,  or fish in the skillet. That’s why the day is known as Fryday.

Saturday night all the singles let loose. There’s a lot of hijinks. It’s pretty obvious why

the day is called Satyrday.

And on the last day of the week–and the weekend–people look at all the items on their to-do lists that didn’t get crossed off, groan aloud, and make themselves promises they won’t keep. Therefore the day is called Soonday.

 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP!

Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

Five women bought five different types of flowers for different reasons on different days.
Names: Julia, Amy, Bethany, Rachel, and Kristen
Flowers: Roses, Daisies, Lilies, Tulips, and Carnations
Colors: Purple, Yellow, Pink, White, and Peach
Places or Occasions: Backyard, Park, Office, Wedding, and Birthday
Days: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday

1. The flowers were purchased in the following order: tulips, the flowers for the office, the purple flowers, the roses for the park, and the white flowers bought by Julia.

2. Bethany loves flowers but is allergic, so she would never have them indoors.

3. It rained on Wednesday and Friday, because of this, the wedding and birthday party had to be moved indoors.

4. Amy bought her flowers after Rachel, but before Kristen.

5. Rachel needed something more to add to her office, so she chose peach flowers to match her curtains.

6. On Wednesday the only purple flowers available at the flower shop were daisies.

7. The pink flowers were bought after the carnations, but before the lilies.

8. The flowers for the birthday were bought after the flowers for the office, but before the flowers for the wedding.