Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


WELCOME to Wednesday March 13, 2019


Here’s the story….

One day a mother was out and the dad was in charge. The
little one was maybe one and a half years old. Someone had
given her a little tea set as a gift and it was one other
favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news
when she brought Daddy a little cup of ‘tea’, which was
just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy
tea, Mom came home.  Dad made her wait in the living room
to watch the toddler bring him a cup of tea, because it was
‘just the cutest thing!’

Mom waited, and sure enough, here comes baby down the hall
with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it
up, then says, ‘Did it ever occur to you that the only place
that baby can reach to get water is the toilet?’😳😱😐😂😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!



“When I’m driving here I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL
CHILDREN PLAYING. I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I’m
not afraid of small children.” -Jonathan Katz

“I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang
my head on the steering wheel.” –Scott Wood

“Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half
full, I say, are you going to drink that?” -Lisa Claymen
“Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the
privilege.” – Unknown
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes…. 
As the owner of an old clunker, I was used to dealing with
a variety of car breakdowns. One day at the supermarket,
just after I had filled my trunk with groceries, I noticed
a stream of fluid pouring out of the bottom of the car. I
knew I had to get home before the car was once again out of

When I arrived I asked my husband to take a look at the pro-
blem. Expecting the worst, I braced myself for his diagnosis.
When he came back in, he was smiling. “It’s apple juice,” he
said. 😳😎😂



Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “But Delta’s already on probation.” “They are? Well, as of this moment, they’re on *double, secret* probation!” 

Answer:  Animal House!
In this scene Faber College Dean, Vernon Wormer (John Vernon), discusses with Omega fraternity house president, Greg Marmalard (James Daughton), about how to get rid of Delta house, notorious for drunken parties, pranks and abysmally low school grades. Greg says the first line and the Dean then replies with the second. “Animal House” was filmed at and around the University of Oregon in Eugene, OR. The President of the University had denied permission for the 1967 movie “The Graduate” to be filmed there, and he liked that movie so much when it came out that he decided he didn’t want to miss another opportunity.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “The Grey Hair’s children were under Magua’s knife but escaped. They’ll be under it again.”
“Why do you hate the Grey Hair, Magua?”




Tuesday’s Quizzler is…. When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.

Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.

1. Measuring stick -> Law
2. Prophet; visionary -> To perceive
3. Rip; pull apart -> Beverage
4. Topic; anything with mass and volume -> Not glossy; flat
5. Moon depression -> Large box
6. One who digs for ore -> Belonging to me
7. Police person -> Place of work
8. Vocalist -> Scorch; burn superficially  

Answer:  1. Ruler -> Rule
2. Seer -> See
3. Tear -> Tea
4. Matter -> Matte
5. Crater -> Crate
6. Miner -> Mine
7. Officer -> Office
8. Singer -> Singe



Wednesday’s Quizzler is……. When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.

1. Evergreen tree -> Thin, pointed piece of metal
2. Burning process -> Evergreen tree
3. Gaze intently -> Heavenly body
4. Subject; unifying idea -> Those people
5. Money paid for work -> Move from side to side
6. Soft-surfaced leather -> Took to court
7. Harsh; extreme -> To cut off
8. To bring together -> A single thing




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