This Strange English Language….
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people & whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“The owner of a clown motel in Nevada is looking to sell it. The clown
motel is like any other motel, except it only has one parking spot.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A company has created a line of non-alcoholic wines for cats containing
catnip, water, and organic beet juice for owners who want to drink with
their pets. Said the cats, “Yeah, I’d love to, but I actually have a thing tonight.'” -Seth Meyers
“A new study says that children are suffering bad health effects from eating
too much pizza. The study was explained in a pie chart which children
immediately tried to eat.” -Conan O’Brien
“Two ATMs here in New York were shut down for dispensing counterfeit money.
People were suspicious after one guy kept asking, ‘Hey, can you break a 23?'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A study has found that the most popular type of business in New Jersey is golf
equipment stores. Though most customers come in and say, ‘I need a blunt
object and a bag about as big as a guy.'” -Seth Meyers
“Scientists believe the first modern Europeans mated with Neanderthals. This
is the oldest evidence yet of beer goggles.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were Everybody,
Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that
Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it,
but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did
what Anybody could have done in the first place. 😐😱😳😁😎
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“Grace? She passed away 30 years ago!”?
Answer: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Asking Aunt Bethany to ‘say grace’ for the meal, the family waited patiently while what’s wanted was explained to her. In the end, the family joined with Aunt Bethany in a hearty rendition of the U.S. ‘Pledge of Allegiance’ and the feast began! In this 1989 movie, “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”, Clark Griswold, (played by Chevy Chase) tried to create the perfect family Christmas get-together. However, he was frustrated by his not-so-perfect family, and a sequence of mishaps mar the occasion.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “…Chief, you’re about as big as a […] mountain!”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Who can’t live without Spell Check in their email or word software? It’s a great tool…
Unless you are poor Paula Abdul who transforms into “Pail Abut” when the Spell Checker has at her.
The following TV and Movie Celebrities have been Spell Checked and are ready for you to uncover their true identities.
1. Court Coax
2. Action Cutter
3. Kite Wingless
4. Summon Cowbell
5. Mercy Stripe
6. Deli Moose
7. Camera Dies
8. Renew Sewage
1. Courtney Cox
2. Ashton Kutcher
3. Kate Winslet
4. Simon Cowell
5. Meryl Streep
6. Demi Moore
7. Cameron Diaz
8. Renee Zellweger
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Begin with the word “SPARKLING” and take away one letter so as to leave a new word. Then take away another letter from the new word and leave a different word. Continue this, letter by letter, getting a new word every time until you finally leave one word containing only one letter. You must not disturb the order of the remaining letters after a removal.
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