“If falling in love is anything like learning how

to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.”

– Glenn, age 7

“Love is like an avalanche where you

have to run for your life.” -John, age 9

“I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something,

but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful.” – Manuel, age 8

“No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with

how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.” – Mae, age 9

“Love is the most important thing in the world,

but baseball is pretty good too.” – Greg, age 8

“Once I’m done with kindergarten,

I’m going to find me a wife.” – Tom, age 5

“On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually

gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” – Mike, age 10

“I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when

 Dinosaurs is on television.” – Jill, age 6

“My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That’s what I’ll do.

I’ll find a man who is kinda tall and kinda handsome.” – Carolyn, age 8

“It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid.

I don’t need that kind of trouble.” – Kenny, age 7

“One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have

tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” – Ava, age 8

“When somebody’s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.

He says to her, ‘I’ll take you for a whole life, or at least until

we have kids and get divorced’.”- Anita, age 9

“I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding

fourth grade hard enough.” – Regina, age 10

“A man and a woman promise to go through

sickness and illness together.” – Marion, age 10

“Being single is better… for the simple reason that I wouldn’t want to change

no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I’d figure something out. I’d just

 phone my mother and have her come over for some

coffee and diaper changing.” – Kirsten, age 10

“When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t

the slightest intention of putting it into practice.” – Otto von Bismarck

“Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for

taking things for granted.” – Aldous Huxley

Bill’s wife started noticing how forgetful he was becoming. Being the concerned

wife, she convinced him to see a doctor. Bill was a little worried when the doctor

came in. Sensing his patient’s nervousness, the first thing the doctor did
was to ask what was troubling him. “Well,” Bill answered. “I seem to be getting

forgetful. I’m never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered

a letter, or where I’m going, or what it is I’m going to do once I get there, if I get

there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?” The doctor thought for

 a moment then answered, “Pay me in advance.” 😳

The 1934 film working title was “It Ain’t No Sin”. Censors objected and the name was changed. It was Mae West’s fourth movie. In the film she stars as Ruby Carter, a dance hall entertainer who relocates from St. Louis to New Orleans. She becomes the toast of the town. Eventually her ex-boyfriend, The Tiger Kid, comes to town for a prizefight and they reconnect. In the movie Molly Brant, played by Katherine DeMille, asks Mae if she ever gets annoyed with all the attention that the saloon patrons give her. Mae remarks with the quote. Mae was born Mary Jane West in Woodhaven, New York. She started her stage career at age 5 and by her teens she was a vaudeville entertainer who became known for her sexy demeanor and remarks.

You are given five words and five definitions. Each of the words can be

anagrammed into a two word phrase that fits one of the definitions.

Your task is to assign each definition to its corresponding word.

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