Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Wednesday October 23, 2019
 
Out of the Mouths of Babes

“If falling in love is anything like learning how
to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.”
– Glenn, age 7
“Love is like an avalanche where you
have to run for your life.” -John, age 9
“I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something,
but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful.” – Manuel, age 8
“No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with
how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.” – Mae, age 9
“Love is the most important thing in the world,
but baseball is pretty good too.” – Greg, age 8
“Once I’m done with kindergarten,
I’m going to find me a wife.” – Tom, age 5
“On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” – Mike, age 10
“I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when
 Dinosaurs is on television.” – Jill, age 6
“My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That’s what I’ll do.
I’ll find a man who is kinda tall and kinda handsome.” – Carolyn, age 8
“It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid.
I don’t need that kind of trouble.” – Kenny, age 7
“One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have
tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” – Ava, age 8
“When somebody’s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.
He says to her, ‘I’ll take you for a whole life, or at least until
we have kids and get divorced’.”- Anita, age 9
“I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding
fourth grade hard enough.” – Regina, age 10
“A man and a woman promise to go through
sickness and illness together.” – Marion, age 10
“Being single is better… for the simple reason that I wouldn’t want to change
no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I’d figure something out. I’d just
 phone my mother and have her come over for some
coffee and diaper changing.” – Kirsten, age 10

“Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide

from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” – Dave, age 8
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
Quotes of the Day
“Sometimes I worry about being a
success in a mediocre world.” – Lily Tomlin

“When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t
the slightest intention of putting it into practice.” – Otto von Bismarck
“You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long
enough to make them all yourself.” – Sam Levenson
“I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel
and incompetent comes naturally to me.” – John Cleese

“Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for
taking things for granted.” – Aldous Huxley
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes…. 
Bill’s wife started noticing how forgetful he was becoming. Being the concerned
wife, she convinced him to see a doctor. Bill was a little worried when the doctor
came in. Sensing his patient’s nervousness, the first thing the doctor did
was to ask what was troubling him. “Well,” Bill answered. “I seem to be getting
forgetful. I’m never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered
a letter, or where I’m going, or what it is I’m going to do once I get there, if I get
there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?” The doctor thought for
 a moment then answered, “Pay me in advance.” 😳
 
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? 
 “It’s better to be looked over than overlooked.”
Answer:  Mae West/”Belle of the Nineties”

The 1934 film working title was “It Ain’t No Sin”. Censors objected and the name was changed. It was Mae West’s fourth movie. In the film she stars as Ruby Carter, a dance hall entertainer who relocates from St. Louis to New Orleans. She becomes the toast of the town. Eventually her ex-boyfriend, The Tiger Kid, comes to town for a prizefight and they reconnect. In the movie Molly Brant, played by Katherine DeMille, asks Mae if she ever gets annoyed with all the attention that the saloon patrons give her. Mae remarks with the quote. Mae was born Mary Jane West in Woodhaven, New York. She started her stage career at age 5 and by her teens she was a vaudeville entertainer who became known for her sexy demeanor and remarks.
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’m not living with you. We occupy the same cage, that’s all.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Oh no! All of the dogs on Lexington Avenue have run away from home. The owners quickly made police reports and luckily all the dogs were found. But the poor officers mixed up the paper work and can’t figure out who owns which dog, where they were found, and in what order. They are in great need of help. Can you figure it out?

Owners: Sam, Bailey, Chase, Joel, Paige
Dogs: Spot, Wiggles, Butch, Roscoe, Heinz
Locations: Park, Neighbor, Pound, Parking lot, Restaurant
Order: First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth
1. Heinz’s owner knew exactly where to find his dog, in front of the restaurant where he discovered Heinz as a puppy. That’s why Heinz was safe in bed first.
2. The 5 dogs are: Wiggles, Joel’s dog, the dog in the parking lot, Chase’s dog, and the last dog found.
3. Only one owner shares the same initials as his/her dog.
4. Butch was found before the dog in the pound but after Sam’s dog.
5. Chase found his dog after Paige.
6. Spot was found 2nd.

7. Paige was so happy when her neighbor brought Wiggles home.

Answer: 1) Sam, Spot, Parking Lot, 2nd

2) Bailey, Roscoe, Pound, 5th
3) Chase, Butch, Park, 4th
4) Joel, Heinz, Restaurant, 1st

5) Paige, Wiggles, Neighbor, 3rd   

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
You are given five words and five definitions. Each of the words can be
anagrammed into a two word phrase that fits one of the definitions.
Your task is to assign each definition to its corresponding word.

Example – cobalt: to hit a feline in a high arc (cat lob)
Words: asterisk, broadcast, hydrate, lighthouse, pirate
Definitions:
a baked pastry filled with asphalt
a burglary committed by a ghost
high temperature, low humidity
the quantity of smooches per hour

untalented thespians

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