Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Tuesday October 22, 2019
 
Jigsaw Puzzle Life Lessons… 
1. Don’t force a fit. If something is meant to be, it will come together naturally.

2. When things aren’t going so well, take a break. Everything will look different when you return.
3. Be sure to look at the big picture. Getting hung up on the little pieces only leads to frustration.
4. Perseverance pays off. Every important puzzle went together bit by bit, piece by piece.
5. When one spot stops working, move to another. But be sure to come back later (see above).
6. The creator of the puzzle gave you the picture as a guidebook.
7. Variety is the spice of life.  It’s the different colors and patterns that make the puzzle interesting.
8. Establish the border first. Boundaries give a sense of security and order.
9. Don’t be afraid to try different combinations. Some matches are surprising.
10. Take time to celebrate your successes (even little ones).

11. Anything worth doing takes time and effort. A great puzzle can’t be rushed.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Happy Tuesday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
Quotes of the Day
“Now and then an innocent man
is sent to the legislature.” – Kin Hubbard

“In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon
 the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very
 important respects, what they seem to be.”
– Hubert H. Humphrey
“There are some defeats more
triumphant than victories.” – Michel de Montaigne
“This time, like all times, is a very good one if we but
know what to do with it.” –Ralph Waldo Emerson
Hospitality, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge
 certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
–Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary
We hang the petty thieves and appoint
the great ones to public office.” –Aesop
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes…. 
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy😳

* To me, it’s a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when
you walk around. That way, if anybody says, “Hey, can you give me
a hand?” You can say, “Sorry, got these sacks.”
* If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet
the most common question people would ask is, “Can’t you make it shoot
farther?” “No, I’m sorry. That’s as far as it shoots.”
* The face of a child can say it all, especially
the mouth part of the face.
* If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava,
let’em go, because, man, they’re gone.
* If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
* If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because
I bet that’s what REALLY throws you into a panic.
* To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music,
no choreography and the dancers hit each other.

* I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king,

they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
 
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? 
“It’s the beast in me.”
Answer:  Elvis Presley/”Jailhouse Rock”

In the movie Elvis plays ex-con Vince Everett. Upon his release he meets a record company talent scout named Peggy Van Alden. She agrees to allow Everett to record a song. Everett and Van Alden start their own label and Everett becomes successful and famous. When he makes advances to Peggy she rejects him. Elvis says the line to Peggy in an attempt to explain his behavior. Judy Tyler plays Peggy Van Alden. She died in a car wreck soon after the film was made and Elvis claims that he never watched the completed film. Elvis made 31 films during his career as an actor.
 
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“It’s better to be looked over than overlooked.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
These seemingly “nonsense” words have pairs of opposites in them. For example:

lshoorntg would be “Long /Short” (LshOorNtG). If you’ve noticed, the letters in the
words are always in the same order. Get the idea? Great! Now try these!
1) Wfateirer
2) Grsokuynd
3) Rpoiocrh
4) Frbeoiezle
5) Ppenecinl
6) Wmaomnan
7) Ldaigrhkt
8) Ounvderer
9) Cdilreatny
10) Riwrgohngt

Answer:   1) Water/Fire: WfATEireR

2) Ground/Sky: GRsOkUyND
3) Rich/Poor: RpoIoCrH
4) Freeze/Boil: FRbEoiEZlE
5) Pen/Pencil: PpENeCInL
6) Woman/Man: WmaOMnAN
7) Light/Dark: LdaIGrHkT
8) Over/Under: OunVdERer
9) Clean/Dirty: CdiLrEAtNy

10) Right/Wrong: RIwrGoHngT

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Oh no! All of the dogs on Lexington Avenue have run away from home. The owners quickly made police reports and luckily all the dogs were found. But the poor officers mixed up the paper work and can’t figure out who owns which dog, where they were found, and in what order. They are in great need of help. Can you figure it out?

Owners: Sam, Bailey, Chase, Joel, Paige
Dogs: Spot, Wiggles, Butch, Roscoe, Heinz
Locations: Park, Neighbor, Pound, Parking lot, Restaurant
Order: First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth
1. Heinz’s owner knew exactly where to find his dog, in front of the restaurant where he discovered Heinz as a puppy. That’s why Heinz was safe in bed first.
2. The 5 dogs are: Wiggles, Joel’s dog, the dog in the parking lot, Chase’s dog, and the last dog found.
3. Only one owner shares the same initials as his/her dog.
4. Butch was found before the dog in the pound but after Sam’s dog.
5. Chase found his dog after Paige.
6. Spot was found 2nd.

7. Paige was so happy when her neighbor brought Wiggles home.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS, Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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