Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.😱

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than

the people who have to wait for them?

If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,

some have weird names, and all are different colors….but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they

want and deserve to get it good and hard.” – H. L. Mencken

“Spare no expense to save money on this one.” – Samuel Goldwyn

“Some scholars of ancient Hebrew are now suggesting that certain portions

of the Bible could have been written centuries earlier than others. The scholars

say they know this because the newer portions all begin,

 ‘Previously, on ‘The Bible.'” -Conan O’Brien

David Bowie is Jareth: the Goblin King. This quote is made to persuade Sarah to forget her baby brother, Toby, and stay with him forever in a world “where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems.” Sarah must find her way through the magical maze in the time allowed, aided by Hoggle and Ludo, to reunite with her baby brother. Between traps, fantasy creatures, and talking doors, Sarah has a very hard time reaching the center of the labyrinth. When she does, she must chose between being a queen or taking her little brother back from the Goblin King.