Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday November 7, 2019
 
The Positive Side of Life…
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.😱
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than
the people who have to wait for them?
If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,
some have weird names, and all are different colors….but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
Quotes of the Day
“The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never
 worshiped anything but himself.” – Sir Richard Francis Burton

“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they
want and deserve to get it good and hard.” – H. L. Mencken
“Spare no expense to save money on this one.” – Samuel Goldwyn
“Some scholars of ancient Hebrew are now suggesting that certain portions
of the Bible could have been written centuries earlier than others. The scholars
say they know this because the newer portions all begin,
 ‘Previously, on ‘The Bible.'” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study revealed that losing a few pounds prior to surgery could help
reduce the risk of complications. When they heard this, Americans were like,
‘Eh, we’ll take our chances.'” -Jimmy Fallon
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….  
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t
seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his
phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What
can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure
 he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone,
the guy says: “OK, now what?” 😱😳😱😁
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? 
“Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. I move the stars for no one.”
Answer:  Labyrinth!

David Bowie is Jareth: the Goblin King. This quote is made to persuade Sarah to forget her baby brother, Toby, and stay with him forever in a world “where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems.” Sarah must find her way through the magical maze in the time allowed, aided by Hoggle and Ludo, to reunite with her baby brother. Between traps, fantasy creatures, and talking doors, Sarah has a very hard time reaching the center of the labyrinth. When she does, she must chose between being a queen or taking her little brother back from the Goblin King.
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
In this teaser, your job is to form eight (8) complete words from list A, B, & C. In each list,
there are parts of words. Choose one word part from each list (A, B, C) to form the new word.

Example:
CORN + ERST + ONE = CORNERSTONE
List A:
FOR
ANT
EM
BOO
PER
IN
MAT
NO
List B:
CUB
IS
ME
ON
IT
EN
AD
PA
List C:
COPE
THY
DAY
SIC
ATE
RUST
RANG
OR
Answer:  1. FORENSIC

2. ANTITRUST
3. EMPATHY
4. BOOMERANG
5. PERISCOPE
6. INCUBATE
7. MATADOR

8. NOONDAY

 
 
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
A rich old lady died and left all her money to her grandchildren and her children.
At the end of the will she stated that she had one last thing to give away: her
precious diamond. She gave a clue to where it might be. She said “it’s in a cylinder
surrounded by a thousand squares.” One grandchild said, “I know where it is,”
and found it. Where was it?😁😎
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