Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

 

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WELCOME to Wednesday November 6, 2019
 
Here’s the story…..
Artifacts are a major portion of an American-Indian reservation’s economy. Annually,
thousands of tourists visit reservations and most will not leave without purchasing at
least one memento of the traditional Indian culture. One enterprising Indian was able
to outsell his competitors in the sale of wooden dolls by selling them at only a fraction
of the cost others had to charge. On examination of his dolls they found that where
traditionally hard wood was used, this Indian would use cheap pine on which he glued
thin pieces of fine mahogany, thus being able to produce the dolls at only a fraction of
the cost. While he claimed his dolls were still authentic, his competitors complained
that it was only a cheap Sioux Veneer. 😱  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have
a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
Quotes of the Day
“In Taiwan, marine biologists have discovered a crab they say
looks just like a strawberry. And by marine biologists,
I mean two guys on mushrooms.” -Jimmy Fallon

A computer once beat me at chess, but
it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework:
I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.
The only reason people get lost in thought
is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems
like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. – Albert Einstein

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said
something that brought tears to my eyes.
He said, “No hablo ingles.”
“One of the great things about books is sometimes
there are some great fantastic pictures.” -Donald Trump!
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….  
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and
wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, “Excuse
me GOD, can I ask you a few questions?”  GOD replied, “Go on Adam but be quick
I have a world to create.” So Adam says,” When you created Eve, why did You make
her body so curvy and tender unlike mine?” “I did that, Adam, so that you could love
her.”  “Oh, well then, why did You give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?”
“I did that Adam so that you could love her.” “Oh, well then, why did You make her
so dumb? Certainly not so that I could love her?”  “Well Adam, no. I did that so
that she could love you”😳😱😁 (OUCH!)
 
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? 
Mr. Ryan: “It seems to me the only thing you’ve learned is that Caesar is ‘a salad dressing dude’.”
Answer:   Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure!

Bill and Ted are dangerously close to failing their history class. Their teacher, Mr. Ryan shows us just how close when he reads this from one of the boy’s tests. The boys eventually meet Rufus, who gives them a chance to go back in time, with a time machine made out of a phone booth. They meet many interesting people from the past, including Napolean, Billy the Kid, and Abraham Lincoln-and even bring some of them back to Pasedena to aid in their report!
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. I move the stars for no one.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
After recent events, Question Mark is annoyed with his brother, Skid Mark. Skid thought it would be funny to hide Question’s wallet. He told Question that he would get it back if he finds it. So, first off, Skid laid five colored keys in a row. One of them is a key to a room where Skid is hiding Question’s wallet. Using the clues, can you determine the order of the keys and which is the right key?

Red: This key is somewhere to the left of the key to the door.
Blue: This key is not at one of the ends.
Green: This key is three spaces away from the key to the door (2 between).
Yellow: This key is next to the key to the door.

Orange: This key is in the middle.

Answer:  The order (from left to right) is Green, Red, Orange, Blue, Yellow.

The blue key is the key to the door.
 
 
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
In this teaser, your job is to form eight (8) complete words from list A, B, & C. In each list, there are parts of words. Choose one word part from each list (A, B, C) to form the new word.
Example:
CORN + ERST + ONE = CORNERSTONE

List A:
FOR
ANT
EM
BOO
PER
IN
MAT
NO

List B:
CUB
IS
ME
ON
IT
EN
AD
PA

List C:
COPE
THY
DAY
SIC
ATE
RUST
RANG
OR

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