Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday February 20, 2020
 
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
* Better to be safe than…punch a 5th grader
* Strike while the …bug is close
* It’s always darkest before…Daylight Savings Time
* Never underestimate the power of…termites
* You can lead a horse to water but…how?
* Don’t bite the hand that…looks dirty
* No news is…impossible
* A miss is as good as a…Mr.
*You can’t teach an old dog new…………math
* If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…stink in the morning
* Love all, trust…me
* The pen is mightier than the…pigs
* An idle mind is…The best way to relax
* Where there’s smoke there’s…pollution
* Happy the bride who…gets all the presents
* A penny saved is…not much
* Two’s company, three’s…the Musketeers
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and…you have to blow your nose
* None are so blind as…Helen Keller
* Children should be seen and not…spanked or grounded
* You get out of something what you…see pictured on the box

* When the blind leadeth the blind…get out of the way.

Hey I’m just saying! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a
great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget
to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day 
 
“It was Spelling Bee night on NBC, that special time of the year when sixth graders
remind us of how stupid we are as adults.” – Jimmy Kimmel

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“Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.”
– G. Gordon Liddy
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“Happy National Donut Day to everyone. On this day, we remember the billions of donuts that sacrificed themselves for our mouths. I’m having a memorial service in my stomach.” -Jimmy Kimmel
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“A new study found that the average child is more likely to own a cell phone than a book. I guess that would explain why he’s average.” -Jimmy Fallon
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“Here’s something new in law enforcement. In L.A. they are using unmanned drones flying over the city to fight crime. So far the drones are a success. Only two have been shot down by motorists.” –Dave Letterman  
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
Sitting through fire safety and prevention programs can make anyone nod off. So the instructor tried to lighten the mood by going around the room asking where all the guests were from. “Burnt Mattress, Arkansas,” called out the friend sitting next to me. “Burnt Mattress!” said the instructor, suppressing a laugh. “I’ve heard some unusual town names before, but never that one. Where’s it located?”My friend shot back, “Right above Hot Springs.” 😱😳😁😎
 
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
 “I want to tell you a story. I’m going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves”.
Answer:  A Time to Kill!

The above-mentioned quote is the opening of the final summation given by Jake Brigance during Carl Hailey’s trial. The tear that Matthew McConaughey shed during the final summation wasn’t in the script. The speech that Jake Brigance gave toward the end of the movie was given by a female jury member in the book, “A Time to Kill”. This was John Grisham’s first book, but the fourth movie made from one of his books.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Would you be willin’ to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
I stare at you,

you stare at me.
I have three eyes,
Yet I cannot see.
Every time I blink,
I give commands.
You do as you are told.
With your feet and hands.

What am I?

Answer:  A traffic light. 

 
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Emperor Akbar once ruled over India. He was a wise and intelligent ruler, and he had in his court the Nine Gems, his nine advisors, who were each known for a particular skill. One of these Gems was Birbal, known for his wit and wisdom. The story below is one of the examples of his wit. Do you have it in you to find out the answer?

The King of a distant land had heard that Birbal was one of the wisest men in the East and so desired to meet Birbal. He sent Birbal an invitation to visit his country.
In due course, Birbal arrived in the distant kingdom. When he entered the palace he was flabbergasted to find not one but six kings seated there. All looked alike. All were dressed in kingly robes. Who was the real king?
The very next moment he got his answer. Confidently, he approached the king and bowed to him.
How did Birbal know who was the real king?
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