Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 16, 2020
Slow Dance………….
Have you ever watched kids on a merry-go-round
Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly’s erratic flight
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down, Don’t dance so fast
Time is short The music won’t last
Do you run through each day on the fly
When you ask “How are you?” do you hear the reply?
When the day is done, do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores running through your head?
You’d better slow down, Don’t dance so fast
Time is short The music won’t last
Ever told your child, We’ll do it tomorrow
And in your haste, not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die
‘Cause you never had time to call and say “Hi”?
Don’t dance so fast Time is short
The music won’t last When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift…. Thrown away…
Life is not a race. Do take it slower
Hear the music before your song is over.
Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day 
 
A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, 
“Dad, when will I be old enough to do as I please?”

The father answered immediately, “I don’t know, son.
Nobody has lived that long yet.”
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An English professor announced to the class; “There are two words
I don’t allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool.”
From the back of the room a voice called out, “Yeah?
So, what are the words?”
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Our armored car arrived earlier than usual, so my deposit wasn’t quite ready.
As the young man waited patiently for me to secure the bag, I said, “Sorry to hold you up.”  “Delay, delay,” he corrected me. “We don’t use that other phrase.”
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….  (A great Repost!)
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the Bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult, it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there
have been no lip prints on the mirror. 😁😁
 
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
 “I feel the need… the need for speed!”

Answer:  ‘Top Gun’ 

Maverick (Tom Cruise) says to Goose (Anthony Edwards), “I feel the need,” and they both say at the same time while high fiving “the need for speed”. This happens while they are in their Navy flight suits, carrying their helmets with fighter jets behind them. They are attending the Navy Fighter Weapons School and are getting ready to fly their jet. The look of this scene in ‘Top Gun’ (1986) is almost as famous as the quote. The quote “I feel the need… the need for speed” is used as an attention getter. Bloggers use it, anyone doing things that are fast or should be fast use it. There is even an ad for a video named after the quote about people who drive the fastest cars in the world at five miles an hour – valets. How cute is that?
 
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“My mommy always said there were no monsters – no real ones – but there are.”
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Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you decipher this common phrase?

Salt: Good morning
Pepper: Hello

Answer:  Season’s Greetings 

 
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….

It was officer Smith’s first day on the job. All the detectives were buzzing about a recent robbery from Fort Knox. One hundred pounds of gold had been stolen right from under the guards’ noses. It was obviously an inside job, and the list of suspects was rather short. Jim Python was at the top of the list, but they had checked his house and found nothing.

Hank Pank, the Captain, ran into the room. “I’ve just received an e-mail from our robber.” Everyone ran into the conference room to see it. “I can’t believe how smug this robber is, rubbing it in our faces!” thought Smith. The e-mail said:
“Greetings, you capitalist swine! I trust you have realized your ridiculous inability to catch a master thief. I have hidden the gold a short flight away which was difficult due to its weight. You will never catch me!!”
The officers, keeping Jim’s house under surveillance, suddenly radioed in. “The suspect has left his home in a hurry and appears to be moving towards the airport”. Every officer in the room ran to their cars except Smith.
Two hours later, Captain Pank returned disheartened. “We got Jim, but without the gold we don’t have much of a case”. Smith replied “I have the gold, it was easy to find once I deciphered the e-mail”.
What had Smith figured out?
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