WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 13, 2020
Here’s the Story….
There once was a man and his family that lived in a little old
village. One day he was driving along and was hit by a
semi-truck. All of his family was killed and he was severely
injured. Because of his injuries and the time it took, he was
fired from his job.
Seeing the bad shape he was in, a group of monks decided to take
him in. They gave him the job of ringing the bell.
One Sunday, while the man was ringing the bell, the rope
snapped. He was so worried about his job that he ran up the
three flights of stairs. Upon reaching the top, he began to hit
the bell with his fists, but it didn’t work. So he began to ring
the bell with his head. It made a loud, grand ringing sound.
Unfortunately, the man became dizzy and fell down the bell tower
to his death.
Later that day the police arrived. All of the monks were out to
help answer any question they could. “Does anyone know this
man’s name?” asked on of the police officers. One of the monks
turned to him and said, “I don’t know his name, but his face
sure rings a bell.”😳😁😎
Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day
Humor is a prelude to faith and
laughter is the beginning of prayer. — Reinhold Niebuhr
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Humor is laughing at what you haven’t
got when you ought to have it. — James Langston Hughes
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I commend mirth. — Ecclesiastes 8:15
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I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is
probably the finest sound there is and will last until the
day when the game is called on account of darkness. In
this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can. — Linda Ellerbee
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I have not seen anyone dying of laughter, but I know
millions who are dying because they are not laughing. – Dr. Madan Kataria
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I never would have made it if I could not have laughed.
It lifted me momentarily out of this horrible situation,
just enough to make it livable. — Viktor Frankl
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I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of
which has always seemed to me to be the most civilized
music in the world. — Peter Ustinov
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says –
“Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place.”
Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there’s no necktie to be found.
Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them
around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says…
“You better not start anything..😏😁
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”
“But Delta’s already on probation.” “They are? Well, as of this moment, they’re on *double, secret* probation!”
Answer: Animal House!
In this scene Faber College Dean, Vernon Wormer (John Vernon), discusses with Omega fraternity house president, Greg Marmalard (James Daughton), about how to get rid of Delta house, notorious for drunken parties, pranks and abysmally low school grades. Greg says the first line and the Dean then replies with the second. “Animal House” was filmed at and around the University of Oregon in Eugene, OR. The President of the University had denied permission for the 1967 movie “The Graduate” to be filmed there, and he liked that movie so much when it came out that he decided he didn’t want to miss another opportunity.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“The Grey Hair’s children were under Magua’s knife but escaped. They’ll be under it again.” “Why do you hate the Grey Hair, Magua?”
TODAY’S MOVIE DIVA OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD. NICE WORK KIM! 🙏🙏🙏🙇♀️
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Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Can you decipher the musical instruments represented below?
1. P O
2. BA BA
3. ECLART
4. @ # $ %
Answer: 1. Piano (P and O)
2. Tuba (Two BA)
3. Clarinet (CLAR in ET)
4. Cymbals (Symbols)
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Fill in the sentence below so that the first two words combine to make the third word.
For example, given “The prime minister ____ the meeting, even though the ____ was technically the ____ official,” you would fill in RAN, KING, and RANKING.
If there is not enough light to ____, ____ ____ the lamp.
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