WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 24, 2020
When I become old….
When I’m a little old lady or old man, then I’ll live with my children and bring them great joy.
To repay all I’ve had from each girl and boy I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor; run in and out without closing the door.
I’ll hide frogs in the pantry, socks under my bed. And whenever they scold me, I’ll hang my head.
I’ll run and I’ll romp, always fritter away ….. the time to be spent doing chores every day.
I’ll pester my children when they are on the phone. As long as they’re busy I won’t leave them alone.
Hide candy in closets, rocks in a drawer … and never pick up what I drop on the floor.
Dash off to the movies and not wash a dish. I’ll plead for allowance whenever I wish.
I’ll stuff up the plumbing and deluge the floor. As soon as they’ve mopped it, I’ll flood it some more.
When they correct me, I’ll lie down and cry, kicking and screaming, not a tear in my eye.
I’ll take all their pencils and flashlights, and then .. when they buy new ones, I’ll take them again.
I’ll spill glasses of milk to complete every meal …. Eat my banana and just drop the peel.
Put toys on the table, spill jam on the floor. I’ll break lots of dishes as though I were four.
What fun I shall have, what joy it will be to Live with my children….just the way that they lived with me! Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
When the President does it, that means it’s not illegal. Richard Nixon😳
When women go wrong, men go right after them. Mae West
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When yousit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. Albert Einstein
When you have nothing to say, say nothing. Charles Caleb Colton
When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that’s mad. Helen Rowland
G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s!A Mexican restaurant I pulled up to looked great. Only one problem: It wasn’t open. So I jotted down the name for another day. Just then, a man came out of therestaurant and took a peek at what I’d written.
“That’s not the name of the restaurant,” he said, pointing to the sign over the door. “That’s Spanish for ‘Closed on Mondays.'” 😁
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” “Well, I may be an outlaw, darlin’, but you’re the one stealin’ my heart.”
Answer: Thelma and Louise! If I told you that the part of J.D. was played by Brad Pitt, would that have helped? The movie was the 1991 chick flick “Thelma and Louise” about a housewife (Geena Davis) and a waitress (Susan Sarandon) who decide to go on a fishing vacation but, when a man in a bar attempts to rape Thelma, Louise shoots and kills the guy. Thelma then gets sidetracked by sexy J.D., who gives her the ‘line’ above when attempting to seduce her, right before he steals the money the women were going to use to flee to Mexico. Their trip turns into a hunting expedition by the law, i.e., Detective Harry Slocumb (Harvey Keitel) who attempts to get them to surrender, but without success.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? “$3,000”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….Dave, John, Cara, Robbie, and Kate are five budding inventors. Their newest inventions? Each has combined a popular ingredient with a drink! Figure out who’s who, what their “mix” is, and when they each invented their product.
1. The five inventors are Dave, Ms. Roberts, the “Potato Man”, the July inventor, and the one who added an ingredient to lemonade.
2. No one’s first name is similar to their last name.
3. Kate made a peanut smoothie.
4. Winter in the Northern Hemisphere seemed to be a “hot” invention time – both John and Cara concocted something then!
5. Marshmallows were incorporated into Kay’s creation. Chocolate was in Davidson’s.
6. Banana Vodka was a spur of the moment brainstorm.
7. April just happened to be “chocolate season”, at least for Robbie.
8. Believe it or not, potato cocktails were very popular in January!
Answer: Dave Kay, Marshmallow Soda, OctoberJohn Cora, Potato Cocktail, JanuaryCara Roberts, Banana Vodka, FebruaryRobbie Davidson, Chocolate Lemonade, AprilKate Johnson, Peanut Smoothie, July
Thursday’s Quizzler is……. As you are reading this message, you will notice some spelling errors. Do not be frigtened, however. This is how you must anelyze:
First, find al of the missing, repeated, or incorrect letters.
Second, alow yurself to look at these and look at the wword that is represinted.
Finally, tell me a numbur that most commonnly is associated with the word.
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