WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25, 2020
Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?”. But the initials really have been changed to stand for “What would Jesus drive?” One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, “God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.”
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Jesus to “pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.”
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses’ followers are warned not to go up a mountain “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast.” Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John’s gospel where Christ tells the crowd, “For I did not speak of my own Accord…” Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that “the roar of Moses’ Triumph is heard in the hills.” Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: “Joshua’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.” And, following Jesus’ lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda… “The Apostles were in one Accord.”
Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”- Mark Twain
“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.”- Sir Winston Churchill
“Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.”- Robert Benchley
“A new study found that eating healthy adds $380 to your grocery bill every year. Or as Americans put it, ‘Cool, I saved $380 this year!'” -Jimmy Fallon
G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s! An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
“Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a pig.”
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. “Gee, Ethel,” he finally answered, “I don’t see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.” 😁
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” “$3,000”
Answer: “Pretty Woman” (1990) is a modern version of Cinderella, where Julia Roberts is Vivian Ward, a prostitute who is hired by rich businessman Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) ‘as a lark’. The quote of “$3,000” is what Vivian is asking for the weekend. Edward makes his money by buying companies and breaking them up, and is willing to pay Vivian’s price; of course, since this is a fairy tale, they wind up falling in love, but find it difficult to adapt to each other’s world. The escargot scene is hilarious!
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? “Oh Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars”?
Thursday’s Quizzler is….As you are reading this message, you will notice some spelling errors. Do not be frigtened, however. This is how you must anelyze:
First, find al of the missing, repeated, or incorrect letters.
Second, alow yurself to look at these and look at the wword that is represinted.
Finally, tell me a numbur that most commonnly is associated with the word.
Answer: Missing, Repeated, and Incorrect Letters:
Number: 31 (Halloween is the 31st of October)
Friday’s Quizzler is……. Answer the following with parts of the body. The first one is free!
1. A strong box (chest)
2. Heard in congress while voting
3. Baby cows
4. A shellfish
5. A unit used to measure distance
7. Part of a shoe
8. What every builder must have
9. Something made by whips
10. What soldiers carry
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