WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 22, 2020
You know you’re getting old when….
Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
You feel like the morning after, and you haven’t been anywhere.
Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.
Your mind makes contracts your body can’t keep.
You look forward to a dull evening.
Your knees buckle and your belt won’t.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.😁
You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions. Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I never know how much of what I say is true.” – Bette Midler
“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.” – Groucho Marx
“TV is chewing gum for the eyes.”- Frank Lloyd Wright
“Today is Cyber Monday, the big online shopping day. It will be followed by Identity Theft Tuesday.” -Conan O’Brien
G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s! An office technician got a call from a computer user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that her computer needed to be brought in and serviced. He told her, “Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I’ll fix it for you.” About ten minutes later she showed up at his door… with the electrical cord in her right hand.😱😳😁😎
Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” “This story shall the good man teach his son;And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,From this day to the ending of the world,But we in it shall be remembered-We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;For he to-day that sheds his blood with meShall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
Answer: Henry VThe original speech, made by Henry V to his troops before the 1415 Battle of Agincourt, was (apparently) not nearly as dramatic as Shakespeare’s version – he reminded them that he had a legitimate claim to the French throne, reminded them of the longstanding enmity between the French and the English (this was during the Hundred Years’ War), and told them that the French had vowed to cut two fingers off the right hand of any captured archers (which would keep them from drawing a bow). Agincourt was an impressive victory for the English, led by the English and Welsh longbowmen.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“Can’t, can’t you understand what’s happening here? Don’t you see what’s happening? Potter isn’t selling. Potter’s buying! And why? Because we’re panicky and he’s not. That’s why. He’s pickin’ up some bargains. Now, we-we can get through this thing all right. We’ve, we’ve got to stick together, though. We’ve got to have faith in each other!”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…. In each sentence, an animal is concealed. The first sentence has dog concealed. Can you find the others?
1. What shall I do, Gertrude?2. Asking nutty questions can be most annoying.3. A gold key is not a common key.4. Horace tries in school to be a very good boy.5. People who drive too fast are likely to be arrested.6. Did I ever tell you, Bill, I once found a dollar?7. John came late to his arithmetic class.8. I enjoy listening to music at night.
Answer: 1. Dog
Thursday’s Quizzler is……. (Estimate/Never)^(+Thinking) – 2
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