Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 17, 2020

Here’s the story…..
A New York retail clerk was suffering from aching feet. “It’s all those years of standing,” his doctor declared. “You need a vacation. Go to Miami, soak your feet in the ocean and you’ll feel better.” When the man got to Florida, he went into a hardware store, bought two large buckets and headed for the beach.
“How much for two buckets of that seawater?” he asked the lifeguard. “A dollar a bucket,” the fellow replied with a straight face. The clerk paid him, filled his buckets, went to his hotel room and soaked his feet. They felt so much better
he decided to repeat the treatment that afternoon. Again he handed the lifeguard
two dollars. The young man took the money and said, “Help yourself.” The clerk
started for the water, then stopped in amazement. The tide was out. “Wow,”
he said, turning to the lifeguard. “Some business you got here!” 😳😁😎

Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Humor is a reminder that no matter how high
the throne one sits on, one sits on one’s bottom. Taki

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective:
an awareness that some things are really important,
others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly
jumbled in everyday affairs. Christopher Morley

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head
with its pants torn. Irvin S. Cobb

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for
what he is not; a sense of humor to console him
for what he is. Francis Bacon

Humor results when society says you can’t scratch
certain things in public, but they itch in public. Tom Walsh

Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites
people. In fact, I’m rather serious when I suggest that
someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations. Ron Dentinger

Every survival kit should include
a sense of humor. Author Unknown

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s!
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their
pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week
would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
“Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a pig.”
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. “Gee, Ethel,” he finally
answered, “I don’t see why the pig should take the blame for
something that happened fifty years ago.” 😁😎

Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You… you bungled it. You and your stupid attempt to buy it.”

Answer: “The Maltese Falcon”
The film is “The Maltese Falcon”. Sadly, Peter Lorre passed away in 1964, at the relatively tender age of 59. He has often been imitated and parodied in popular culture. His film career extended well beyond thirty years.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“Come with me if you want to live”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Changing one letter in each of the following words will make new words that
are all related to each other. What are the new words?

Storm
Payable
Cable
Moth

Answer: Story
Parable
Fable
Myth

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.

Group A
A. Shale
B. Pique
C. Nixed
D. Greet
E. Lodge

Group B

  1. White heron
  2. Provide gear
  3. Eyed suggestively
  4. Dog’s lead
  5. Alphabetical reference

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