Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Business one liners……

A good scapegoat is hard to find.

A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years.

A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.

A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.

A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.

A little humility is arrogance.

A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.

A little ignorance can go a long way.

A man of quality does not fear a woman seeking equality.

A man should be greater than some of his parts.

Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“It is amazing what you can accomplish
if you do not care who gets the credit.” Harry S. Truman

“I won’t take my religion from any man
who never works except with his mouth.” Carl Sandburg

“The best way to cheer yourself is to
try to cheer someone else up.” Mark Twain

Our life is short, your duties many, your
assistance great, and your reward sure;
therefore, faint not, hold on and hold up,
in ways of well-doing, and heaven shall
make amends for all. Thomas Brooks

You’ve got to get to the stage in life
where going for it is more important
than winning or losing. Arthur Ashe

Since life and experience is a matter of
trial-and-error, there’s no need to take
choosing – or life itself – too seriously.
Soren Lauritzen

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s!
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?”
His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”
The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?”😳😁😎

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Come with me if you want to live”

Answer: Terminator 2: Judgment Day
In the “Terminator” movie series, Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a cyborg killer (model T800) who is sent from the future by artificial intelligence centre Skynet to kill Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton), mother of the Resistance leader. In “Terminator 2: Judgment Day”, another copy of the T800 cyborg is sent back from the future to save her son, John. Even though Sarah doesn’t trust the machine, her son does and she decides to go along with him when he says “Come with me if you want to live”.

Sarah tries to kill Miles Dyson who, as a researcher at Cyberdyne Systems, is destined to build the microprocessor that eventually becomes Skynet. Her common sense doesn’t allow her to kill, so the T800 decides to sacrifice himself so as to destroy the first T800 and the research. Just before he sacrifices himself, Sarah offers her hand in friendship to a comrade and fellow warrior.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“It’s a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.

Group A
A. Shale
B. Pique
C. Nixed
D. Greet
E. Lodge

Group B

  1. White heron
  2. Provide gear
  3. Eyed suggestively
  4. Dog’s lead
  5. Alphabetical reference

Answer: A. Shale = (4) Leash
B. Pique = (2) Equip
C. Nixed = (5) Index
D. Greet = (1) Egret
E. Lodge = (3) Ogled

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What does this message say?


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