Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 21, 2020

Here’s the story….
For English Language Lovers. What is the difference between “Completed” and “Finished”? No dictionary has been able to define the difference between “Complete’ and “Finished.’ But in a linguistic conference in England, Sun Sherman an Indian
American, was the clever winner. His response: When you marry the right woman, you are “Complete.’ If you marry the wrong woman, you are “Finished.’ And when
the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are “Completely Finished.’
His answer received a five-minute standing ovation. 😎

Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
MONDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody
Loves Raymond, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.”
—Pete (Paul Rudd), Knocked Up

“Being a mom means never buying the right amount of produce.
Either everyone suddenly loves grapes and a week’s worth are
eaten in one afternoon, or fruit flies are congregating
around my rotting bananas.” —Lessons from the Minivan

“I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered
the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death.
This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral,
you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.”—Jerry Seinfeld

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s!
A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his
name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining
to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying,
“I must have taken Leif off my census.” 😳😁😎

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“It’s a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!”

Answer: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
Released in 1988, “The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!” starred Leslie Nielsen (Frank Drebin) and Priscilla Presley (Jane Spencer). Frank Drebin is assigned to solve an attempted murder case, in which he bungles one covert operation after another. Amidst his slapstick detective work, he begins to develop deep feelings for his ex-girlfriend, the beautiful Jane Spencer. The couple overcomes past conflicts, jealousy, and even hypnotism. Jane dreamily murmurs, “I wanted you to know, now, I’ve loved you since the first day I met you, and I’ll never stop. I’m a very lucky woman”. Frank promptly responds, “So am I…” A truer love connection was never made (sigh).

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
What does this message say?

G T Y O R J O T E O U I A B G T

Answer: “Great Job You Got It”
This type of code is known as a Caesar Box (Julius Caesar was the first to write codes this way.) To decipher the message, simply divide the code into four groups of four (you can also divide them into groups such as 5 groups of 5 or 6 groups of 6 depending on the number of letters in the phrase), and rearrange them vertically like this…
G T Y O
R J O T
E O U I
A B G T
Then you read vertically column by column.

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
For each of the following, fill in the best answer to the saying or definition on a separate sheet of paper. The # of blanks is given in or after the clue. After, repeat the small answers (in order) until you get the larger word. For the clues that refer to the alphabet, pronounce the letter as it is pronounced in the alphabet. You might have to repeat the smaller words to get the larger word. An example is given below.

Example:
a) false statement: _ _ _
b) a teddy _ _ _ _
c) 5th in the alphabet: _
d) 1st in the alphabet: _

Answer: Liberia (lie-bear-e-a)

Try the following:

1)
a) opposite of love: _ _ _ _
b) type of drink: iced _ _ _

2)
a) a six- _ _ _ _ of soda
b) 19th in the alphabet: _
c) browning of the skin by exposure to the sun: _ _ _

3)
a) to get married: _ _ _ the knot
b) the plane will _ _ _ _ on the runway

4)
a) angry: _ _ _
b) 1st in the alphabet: _
c) water can be a liquid, solid or a _ _ _
d) an automobile:_ _ _

5)
a) 22nd in the alphabet: _
b) I love _ _ !
c) “name” minus “e”: _ _ _

6)
a) to _ _ _ _ a song!
b) 1st in the alphabet: _
c) a very tiny opening in the skin: _ _ _ _

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS, Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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