WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 26, 2021

Conflicting Proverbs….

Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.

Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.

Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.

A silent man is a wise one.
A man without words is a man without thoughts.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

Clothes make the man.
Don’t judge a book by its cover.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Better safe than sorry.

The bigger, the better.
The best things come in small packages.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Out of sight, out of mind.

What will be, will be.
Life is what you make it.

Cross your bridges when you come to them.
Forewarned is forearmed.

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.

With age comes wisdom.
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.

The more, the merrier.
Two’s company; three’s a crowd

It’s no wonder we’re all confused. Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story
and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Sometimes crying or laughing are the only
options left, and laughing feels better right now.”
― Veronica Roth

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly
contagious as laughter and good humor.”
― Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

“If you want to tell people the truth, make
them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.”
― George Bernard Shaw

“If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane.”
― Robert Frost

“Laughter is wine for the soul – laughter soft,
or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness
the hilarious declaration made by man that
life is worth living.” ― Sean O’Casey

G u a r a n t e e d to Make You Laugh!
Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen
and I decided to go sightseeing across the border in Tijuana, Mexico. While
there, we went shopping and bought a few pieces of clay kitchenware.

As we crossed back into the United States, a customs official asked if
we had anything of value to report.

“Not really,” Maureen replied, digging in her bag for the bean crock she
had purchased. Everyone around us froze as she continued,
“I only bought a little pot.” 😳😁😎

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I told you not to pick up the phone.” “Then stop calling me.”

Answer: Pretty Woman
In the events leading up to this scene, rich businessman Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) needs an escort in Hollywood, California for some social functions and he hires prostitute Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts). He takes a liking to her and negotiates for her full time day and night. The interaction of Vivian’s street-savy mannerisms with Edward’s rarified level of society leads to some pretty funny situations. In one scene, Edward takes her to an opera and an old woman asks her how she liked it. She says, “It was so good, I almost peed my pants!” The old woman is surprised at this response and Edward quickly adds, “She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.” In this scene, Edward lets her stay in their suite at the Regent Beverly Wilshire Hotel during the day while he’s gone but instructs her not to answer the phone. To test her he calls their room and she answers. He repeats the instruction and calls again as a test. She answers again and he says line one. She replies with line two. In the 1991 Academy Awards, Julia Roberts was nominated for Best Actress in a Leading Role but lost the Oscar to Kathy Bates in “Misery.” In the scene where Edward is shown playing the piano in the empty hotel lounge, Richard Gere is playing the piano himself.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“Muriel said the __ have landed, whatever that means, Chief. And she said they were attacking her personally.” “Remember last time, when she called about that peeping Tom — you know who that was, don’t you? It was that Luther Grilk’s horse.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
My first is in riddle, but not in little.
My second is in think, but not in brink.
My third is in thyme, but not in time.
My fourth is in mother, but not in brother.
My last is in time, but not in climb.

What am I?

Answer: The word rhyme.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
I am like a gigantic dragon winding through deserts, grasslands and plateaus,
and am well over 2,500 years old.
I am high, strong and massive and have a greyish-blue colour,
but parts of my body are now in ruins and have disappeared,
although sections of me that still remain have great historical significance.
I began as a baby dragon some 700 years before the Christ appeared on this earth,
and as the years endured I grew to be an adult,
all the while continuing to strengthen my keepers.
Whilst I am considered to be the longest graveyard in the world,
no one is ever buried within me anymore.

What am I?

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