WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 17, 2021
Here’s the Story….
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service at a fine hotel in Mexico City.
Room Service (RS): Morny. Ruin sorbees.
Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
RS: Rye..Ruin sorbees. Morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??
G: Uh, yes… I’d like some bacon and eggs.
RS: Ow July den?
RS: Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch?
G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
RS: Ow July dee bayhcem–crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.
RS: Hokay. An san tos?
RS: San tos. July San tos?
G: I don’t think so
RS: No? Judo one san toes?
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what “judo one san toes means.”
RS: Toes! toes! Why djew don juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?
G: English muffin! I’ve got it! You were saying “Toast.” Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
G: No, just put the bother on the side.
G: I mean butter–just put it on the side.
RS: Copy, tea, mill?
G: Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.
RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy–rye?
G: Whatever you say.
G: You’re welcome.
Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The world’s most expensive Lego brick, made out of 14
karat gold, just sold online for $15,000. The new owner
says he’s pleased to add it to his collection and it just got
vacuumed up by his mom.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Advertisers paid more than $5 million for a 30-second Super
Bowl commercial, which seems like too much money to remind
us that avocados exist. Isn’t running an ad for avocados on Super
Bowl Sunday too late? It’s the one day of the year we’re already
eating avocados.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A man ate 409 chicken wings to become champion of Philadelphia’s
Wing Bowl over the weekend, which was unfortunately too many
words to fit on his tombstone.” -Seth Meyers
G u a r a n t e e d to Make You Laugh!
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper, ‘Important; wake me at 5:00AM.’ He left it where he knew
she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, ‘It is 5:00AM. Wake up.’
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. 😳😁😎
Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I never told you, but you sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you’re drunk”.
Answer: The Sixth Sense!
The quote “I never told you, but you sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you’re drunk” comes from the famous opening scene to the movie, “The Sixth Sense” (1999). The quote is referring to the way Malcolm’s voice sounds unstable and out-of-it when he is drunk, kind of like Dr. Seuss’s voice. Malcolm and Anna are having a romantic evening in their room when they realize they’re not alone. Malcolm is shot and the movie starts off with Malcolm trying to help Cole (Haley Joel Osment) sort out his issues with ‘dead people’. Malcolm is portrayed by Bruce Willis, and the film was nominated for Best Picture at the Academy Awards.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
You’re spoiled, vengeful and bloody! Your poetry is sour and your music is worse.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Five people were involved in an on-line auction for a photo of the original “Star Wars” crew. The bidding started at $200 and climbed. Each person was multitasking and doing something off-line while watching the bid (one of them was watching TV). From the clues below, determine the name of the person, their screen name, how much they bid, and what they were doing in the real world at the time.
1) The initial bid of $200 was made by the person who was reading at the same time, not by the bidder whose screen name was Ewok Master.
2) Neil raised it to $225, but he was not eating lunch; the bid by the person doing that was lower than Matt.
3) Blaklee didn’t take the bid to $250.
4) The person whose screen name is R2D3 clicked at $275.
5) Jessica was vacuuming while registering her bid, but it was lower than that of the person whose screen name was Jedi13.
6) The bidder going by Force Knight was washing the car at the same time as the auction.
7) George’s screen name is Lord Jabba.
Answer: Blaklee, known as R2D3, bid $275, while eating lunch.
Matt, known as Jedi13, bid $300, while watching TV.
Neil, known as Force Knight, bid $225, while washing the car.
Jessica, known as Ewok Master, bid $250, while vacuuming.
George, known as Lord Jabba, bid $200, while reading.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
- Skin problem; reckless -> Fire by-product
- One way of moving a boat -> Requiring to pay
- Loud noise -> Used to move a boat
- Used to steer a boat -> Cow mammary gland
- Distant -> Display feelings openly
- One who patrols a region -> Strong displeasure
- A connection among things -> Feeling of joy and pride
- Quick political change -> Gradual biological change
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