WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 25, 2021
THE TOP TEN THINGS YOU CAN HIDE UNDER YOUR FACE MASK:
- Missing teeth or tooth.
- Bad Breath
- A man’s mustache or beard
- A woman mustache or beard
- Yellow Teeth
- A woman’s trimmed mustache
- Untrimmed nose hairs
- Food stuck in your teeth
- Stuff in your nose (Dried nasal mucus)
- Unbrushed Teeth
- Your smile
Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The U.S. Army has officially lifted its ban on
soldiers having dreadlocks. This is good news
for the Army’s elite Hacky Sack Corps.” -Conan O’Brien
“Taco Bell has announced plans to offer a $600
wedding service at its flagship restaurant in Las Vegas.
And this is cool – the burritos are conveniently
wrapped in divorce papers.” -Seth Meyers
“A new report finds that over 55,000 bridges in the U.S.
were found to have major structural problems last year.
When asked how they’re going to fix them, the government
was like, ‘Eh, we’ll cross that gaping hole when we get to it.'” -Jimmy Fallon
G u a r a n t e e d to Make You Laugh!
As the high school teacher was correcting essays written
by her students she read, “Pedro jumped on his burrow
and rode off into the sunset.”
She wrote at the bottom of the page, “You obviously have
problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground.
A burro is an ass. At your age it’s time to learn the difference.”
Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Juuust a bit outside”
Answer: “Major League”
Actually, the pitch was quite a bit ‘outside’ (almost 10 feet?). Uecker (“Mr. Baseball”, according to Johnny Carson) almost steals the show as the enthusiastic yet sarcastic Harry Doyle in this great comedy centered around the Cleveland Indians. Directed by David S. Ward, “Major League” also starred Tom Berenger, Corbin Bernsen, Wesley Snipes and Rene Russo.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
You are given five words and five definitions. Each of the words can be anagrammed into a two word phrase that fits one of the definitions. Your task is to assign each definition to its corresponding word. Example – cobalt: to hit a feline in a high arc (cat lob)
Words: absolute, boomerang, porcelain, stadium, submarine
a stack of nuts
an angry tuxedo
an unruly crowd of citrus fruit
not a different bear
to misplace a musical instrument
Answer: absolute: to misplace a musical instrument (lose tuba)
boomerang: an unruly crowd of citrus fruit (orange mob)
porcelain: a stack of nuts (acorn pile)
stadium: an angry tuxedo (mad suit)
submarine: not a different bear (same bruin)
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
She so peaceful, yet causes fear
Him so bright and full of cheer
She rests the body, he wakes the soul
Him so light, she black as coal
Her with mole and tiny bright freckles
He covers us with tiny tear speckles
She hides us, he beams with pride
He her husband, she his bride
He in bright silk, her all in velvet
A yin-yang marriage as they tell it
Two lovers who meet but twice a day
When he must go, she need stay
Now I ask you, who are they?
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